Rachel chatting to her mother says, "mom, i've decided i'm going to divorce Abie".
Mom asks why ?
Rachel says, "Cause the only thing he wants to do in bed is "Greek". I cant remember the last time he did me in "front". When i married him my anus was the size of a 10 cent coin, now with all the Greek its the size of a R5 coin."
Mother replies, "Are you crazy ? You have a lovely big mansion, pool, 2 maids, a sports car, you dont work, you get R50 000 monthly allowance, go on holiday 3 times a year and now you want to throw that all away for
R4.90 ?"