@danthemassageman *Bows in reverence*

This the hardest I have to work on my face muscles to keep in straight . I lost it when
"Another nod. 'My your monkey has long arms for such a small body'. Another nod. 'Sucky, Sucky?'. Nod. 'Please?'. Nod. Nod. Nod. So there we were: two retards nodding at one another.... Decide to take the initiative and grab her small tit. "

Dan, this is by far the best review I've ever read. Fucking hilarious.
Give us another one!

I agree, makes stand up comedians look useless

i a fucking glad you never called me being drunk and a bastard at that .... i would have put the phone down also ... you are everything a call call dreads ... just my humble opinion ...

I've read a few humorous reviews about Chinese ladies lately, well written, but it borders a bit on nasty,

I think every culture is special, you have to be selective & look for the beauty if that's what you enjoy,

Its too easy to generalise & slag of an ancient culture just because you select the cheapest option. Likewise, just because someone is selling their body for a living, it does not give anyone the licence to be derogatory. We are here because we are all partaking of this system, its totally interactive.

Unfortunately we come from a history of race discrimination, so I feel very strongly about respect to others, no matter who they are.

I THINK ESA SHOULD START A MONTHLY STAR REVIEW AWARD FOR THE BEST REVIEW AS VOTED FOR BY THE MEMBERS. DAN WOULD WIN IT HANDS DOWN WITH THIS LATEST REVIEW. GIVE THE MAN A BELLS. OR ESA CAN DELIVER A BOTTLE JW BLACK TO THE BEST REVIEW FOR THE MONTH.IT WAS HILARIOUS AND DEPICTS THE SHIT WE GO THROUGH TRYING TO GET A PUNT, WE HAVE ALL BEEN THERE BUT TO VERBALISE IT WAS OUTSTANDING. TAKE A BOW.

The review is 2 years old actually .

That was the most entertaining review I have read to date. My stomach is still sore from my laughter. I'm definitely saving this one to share with some buddies. Priceless!

@Liganlips The guy was also srlf deprecating in the whole review . If we take offense on every instance of listing out the peculiar characteristics , the sense of humour will be watered down . Read it as an funny account of a drunk punter at a Chinese brothel and nothing else .

Peace all, not trying to devalue that its a great piece of text, I've certainly been in a similar situation, but I've read a few too many of those so I can't help thinking of how it feels to be on the other side.

I've been privileged to be with great wg's from every culture I've encountered, and very poor ones as well. Usually if you've checked out the situation thoroughly, you pretty much get what you paid for. And when they are good its totally about the input from both sides, can you imagine trying to be seductively sensual with a boep that just guzzled 8 beers?