Orph - between my lines I only see purple, and note, I've stared until I saw blue!
Purple!
Also, you think ol Piet will lie openly here - Piet????
Let me ponder on this for a mo...
...
...
... mind you,
you COULD have a point there, after all he's as horsy as I am!
If you now think you spot a speling eror then No Squire, nottatall!!
And horses are known to like courses, an insider-secret I've heard from a horse's mouth.
So, perhaps, perhaps not - mebbe horseplay?
In any case it leaves a horse's arse!
Pietmybroe, you're in equestrian pursuit for a pietmyvrou?
Birdie nam nam!

But eh, Orph, you're man enough to man up and ask whoever to accompany you to this do?
If so let's hear it ;-)

He definately have some competition ... lol !!!

Alors Lalaa... peut etre quatre chiots?
;-)

Too many much to ask. How does one choose? All the ladies are gorgeous, intelligent and charming. Ay yay yah! Stressed out now.

Jirre man, gan jy nou hahahahaHakkel???

Nee man. Ek sou 'eenie meenie miney moe' se

LOL this is beginning to sound like lotsa fun

It is.

Chmoks :

"PS3: Pieter, you really come across a bit dof at times - pls stick to your real character?"

Hey Bru, you know that I was not the sharpest pencil in our pac. Mum was surprised when I passed Standard 6 on the third go. In my defense I want to state that I was born (with a smile on my face, fuck that is an old song) with many brain cells. But the recurring and exhaustive alcohol abuse that started after the last party when I was shunned by the Beautiful, and me not being Bold, decimated my brain functions to the point where I am doing a real good impersonation of Ruprecht. So my real character is the dof one, on here I try valiantly to not show my lack of brainpower.

Chmoks (Again ? )

If Orphie likes a girl he'll have to ask her himself, not via big blunt brute-brother Pieter!

I was just trying to level the playing field here. Orph, big brute that he is, kept the SU girls occupied the whole fucking day, and that pissed me off completely. Coupled to the fact that I was in outer space at that point and time, it made the situation just worse. So my anger and disappointment and rejection and all the rest of the emotions that I forget the names for just boiled over and who was to blame ? Not a fuck me that caused all the shit, but Orph. Sitting where I wanted to sit.

So, as they say in the movies, prevention is better than cure, so this is part of an elaborate plan to neutralise Orph by arranging for Talita to be there. For as memory serves me right, Orph's main girl is Talita. He in fact stated that he would marry her in a flash. Calls her a Goddess. So, my deviantly cunning plan is to have Talita there, Orph will be forced to spend the whole day with her, leaving all of the SU girls available. For us, not just for me, although I would like to take dibbs on one particular vixen if I can. But I will probably have to fight off the amorous intentions of everybody there, so I will be coming dressed to fight.

So really I am doing it for all of the Gentlemen attending, one man cannot be allowed to monopolise 5 beautiful ladies.

So the Gentlemen should be thanking me for my foresight, as my foreskin is, alas, no longer. Or shorter for that matter, in fact, it is gone.

As to the mention of me being "BIG", thanks for that. One does not want to blow one's own trumpet, not that one can, and the mere mention of BIG Pieter will do my reputation a BIG favour. So a BIG thank you for that.

I am of course referring to my actual size, as the only way that you might know about my size must have been some awe-strucked lady that gushed over this BIG thing that cummed her way ?

LOL