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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-27 14:59:44
Eat and be full when a feast is laid before you otherwise why bother sitting down at the table
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-27 16:30:43
Table manners seem to be disappearing these days when you see people using forks in the wrong hands, using steak knife for vegetables and worst of all, not getting up when a lady arrives at/leaves the table
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-27 16:51:11
Table salt is differnet from sea salt but I wonder how many actually care, nevermind the so called benefits of Himalayan pink salt
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-27 22:05:04
Salt and vinegar flavoured pussy with crabs is what I want for easter.
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-28 03:43:31
Easter is a good time to indulge in chocolate bunnies that are most snackable and bang-able for a mouthwatering dessert but, for me, I'll avoid pairing with Dukpiel's seafood main
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-28 07:30:17
Main meal will have to include spreading of hotcross buns and picking the raisons out of them one by one.
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-28 08:09:40
One thing is for sure, DukPiel and food ain't something I would want at my table
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-28 08:21:47
Table mountain is where I lost my virginity I now enjoy having sex in the wilderness
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-28 08:30:06
Wilderness is where the urban has no place and walking around in the nude feels right, showering outside and sitting next to a fire toward evening, listening and absorbing is a beauty always embraced
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-03-28 08:40:46
Embraced is a good comeback after rejecting me at your table I'm very fragile.
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