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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 09:18:24
Life gives you lemons and you make lemonade
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 10:10:47
Lemonade aint a thing the the brainless would ever come up with and would harp and complain about a sack of lemons seeing nothing else because that is the way they wired
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 10:13:29
Wired my neighbours house as a help and secretly installed a camera in there and now I have free home made porn videos for sale
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 10:22:22
Sale illegal being a voyeur could land you in serious shit so best you take them cameras down and maybe just be a peeping tom and they might spot u and invite u in for a gangbang
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 10:26:46
Gangbang is not possible as I their friendly neighbourhood handyman, so possibly watching is the only option and in comfort of my bedroom is much better than being a peeping tom that also carries a higher risk of being caught
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 10:35:59
Caught in either case might be detrimental and if u were my handyman, my uwillwantme, my Namibian handyman, I would fuck u brainless that the silliness of spying in on me would never cross your mind for u would be wasted and exhausted beyond reason after every "maintenance"
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 10:58:37
Maintenance of your orifice is essential just as lemonade is good for your fat ass.
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 11:11:36
Ass you continue to make of yourself all rather tedious and juvenile
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 11:16:52
Juvenile is a compliment and a period in life all humans go through with its ups and downs and then progress into adulthood and thus numbskulls past the juvenile stage are a form of retardation in the genetics of mankind and not traits of juvenile behaviour
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Re: CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE
Posted: 2026-02-13 11:46:12
Behaviour of a few of my neighbours is questionable because they believe in blue steaks and not blue films
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