Firstly; Qcumber, sorry for your loss on Mandela Day. Secondly; I thoroughly enjoyed the appointment with Crave. Thirdly; I had such a good laugh at the "Grab a granny" thread and finally in celebration of Mad, Monday moving on, I decided that I would like to award one pro bon(er)o appointment each month.
The recipient will be the male poster on the forum who's comment, observation or general witticism has made me laugh "the hardest".
T & C
"The Smartass of the Month" will be notified on this forum on the 3rd Tuesday of the month and the appointment scheduled for the 3rd Thursday of the month.
The appointment will be a 45 min Delayed Ejaculation appointment.
Posters may nominate other suitable candidates, however kindly provide an amusing motivation for the erection if you would like it to enjoy any consideration whatsoever.
Losers: As there are winners so there shall be losers.
"The Dumbass of the Month" will be outed and may report to my office on the first Monday of the Month at 7am sharp for a precision caning with my thinnest, whippiest, fluffiest slipper
The judge's decision is final, but any soft soaping, sweet talking, bribe money and other random acts of kindness will make a favourable impression...
That's it folks

Rain cheque ? After all that does look like my droë wors in your new picture set.

Pro bono, or pro boner?

Yet another example of a fabulous lady with a delightfully deviant sense of humour.

This is the real deal, y'all

Ariana - my intention is not to split hairs, however I feel I should point out to you that you have used the term "pro bono" incorrectly.

Pro bono is derived from the Latin term "pro bono publico" which translates to "for the public good" denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income.

"Pro boner" therefore does not work as a pun because the original meaning is incorrect.

Anal retentive regards

xoxo
Goldie

"Pro amicis" would perhaps be a more acceptable term in Latin to describe a freebie " for friends"...but I 100% get the intention of your post, Ariana...;-) and it sounds great!

@Gold Member - and you don't think that this is for the public good??? I am a member of the public, and believe me, my experience with her made good sound tame.

I think Pro Bono is perfect Ariana - What you are offering is just that - for the public good without charge.

Eternally seeking euphoria regards

xoxo
Crave

Damn my shyte Latin, should've paid more attention in class. Anyway, I'm certain any pro bon(er)o recipient would not be overly concerned about the origins of a superb experience, irrespective of the public good.

Sounds Damongood to me!

who's a cunning linguist then?

Pro bono is giving a free punt to someone who couldn't/wouldn't normally afford one (like the begger around the corner)

Pro boner is a marketing stunt, pure and simple