I have been quited amused, shoked, worried and at times choked by some of these pseudonyms punters and wgs use alike. How did you dudes and dudettes arrive at them?

Let's know each other better!

"Softaz" is derived from my Shona name meaning "tender, soft".

Of interest to me are:
- bendover
- 9inch
- willeo

lets know each other better!

hehehe...those three names need NO explanation...can actually make a sentence with those...LOL

"Bendover for a 9inch Willie"

"saintjj"...The saint(Simon Templar) was my favourite tv series back in the day.

If I have to tell you more, then I'd rather just send a copy of my ID...hehehe

my boss - yes he of the many wives - always says "...just get so and so..." to do it.
on bosses day a few years ago one of the girls in the office gave me one of those signs that says "...you don't have to be mad to work to here but it sure helps..."
When my boss came down on one of his infrequent trips he saw the sign - since then its been "...JUST GET LOONEY TO DO IT..."
True story

LOL@Softaz (wabuda pachena).... Too bad for me I didn't realise that I had slotted my email address when setting up my account. At least it's not my "real email address". Needless to say I would have gladly gone by the name 11.2inchNubian hahaha.

Old because I am "old" in respect of this forum and Joe as in "just another everyday Joe" = OldJoe

And also I don't like bragging... 9 and 11.5 inches indeed... My old 12 inch still works fine :):):)

@saintjj : If I am not mistaken saintjj is phonetically similar to one of the common Indian names

I've always been cute nd cuddly like a Teddy bear and as my wild side came through the bootilicious decadently delicious Teddylicious born ;-)

Caligula (Latin: Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus;31 August AD 12 – 24 January AD 41), also known as Gaius, was Roman Emperor from 37 AD to 41 AD. There are few surviving sources on Caligula's reign, although he is described as a noble and moderate ruler during the first two years of his rule. After this, the sources focus upon his cruelty, extravagance, and sexual perversity, presenting him as an insane tyrant.
The Smiths song "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" refers to Caligula: "What she asked of me at the end of the day/Caligula would have blushed".
- courtesy Wikipedia.

@YellowOxide...I am Indian, but the name you thinking of is not even close...LOL...funny enough, does sound like it.

There is another side to the name, but as I said earlier, rather just post my ID here...hehehe.

My first time punt i went big (well for me) i booked a pair of smoking hot blondes, and yep i did the two