Moral of the story: Only Use ESA

I thought I've seen it all, nothing could have prepared me for this.

So I don't stay in Gauteng n if I wanna punt, I have to drive hours to Joburg and back. My city is dry...like dry...dry and if I wanna see more options, I have to go to the red/blue world.

Today I just wanted a quick release. I initially thought to go to Joburg but peak time traffic just ain't it for me. So I made the dumb mistake of going to the blue site. I called..n her rates were cheap, so I knew that if I pay schoolfees I won't cry that much. She told me her address n it's literally in the same area as me, a 4 minute drive. I get there n she still in the shower, so I had to wait a few minutes for her to finish.

Anyways, we exchange money. Firstly, she doesn't have condoms. Luckily I had one in my car so we proceed. She gives me a decent covered BJ and I'm hopeful that I may have found a hidden gem. Then we move to missionary, she picks her lube and the bottle is literally empty, she had to fight with it to get a few droplets. At this point I'm like damn, this may be a bad punt, little did I know it was about to get worse.

Missionary, I put it in and literally a few strokes in, girl begins to jiggle her body as if she's having a stroke or as if she's being possessed by demons. On top of that there are the fake mourning and her hands are all over my body. I was so confused, we were literally on a different pace. And she keeps doing this the whole time, it's almost as if it's her first time having sex and she doesn't know how to act. It was like having sex with someone who's getting a stroke.

I'm totally turned off by this and decide to switch positions, Doggy. Few strokes in n she continues this jiggle motion n fake mourns. At this point I'm just ready to leave but I'm like let me just get my nut. Then it finally happened, the smell of doom. I've heard alot of punters complain about smelly but I've never experienced it up till now. Man that smell was so strong, I felt like vomiting. I quickly removed my dick and said I'm done. WORST PUNT OF MY LIFE..... I'm now prepping to come to Joburg to see

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or all 3 at once. I need a cleansing.

Not lekker bud but I need to know, usually you can pick up smells quick. in your case you hit 2 positions and only smelled it after, did she fart bro what and where was the smell coming from?

On 2026-03-26 12:51:59 DukPiel said:
Not lekker bud but I need to know, usually you can pick up smells quick. in your case you hit 2 positions and only smelled it after, did she fart bro what and where was the smell coming from?

Bro probably has a small dick and wasn't hitting it deep enough during missionary. It was only during doggy that he was able to go deeper and unlock the gas chambers deep in the recesses of...

On 2026-03-26 12:58:49 R2D4 said:

Bro probably has a small dick and wasn't hitting it deep enough during missionary.

Lol Interesting assumption. During missionary, she kept jiggling her body like she was having a stroke or being possessed by demons so I could barely hit it properly, hence I switched to doggy. During doggy she was still moving her body like she's possessed but I managed to get some equilibrium then the smell hit me.

On 2026-03-26 12:38:32 Bonganelovejoy said:
Moral of the story: Only Use ESA

I thought I've seen it all, nothing could have prepared me for this.

So I don't stay in Gauteng n if I wanna punt, I have to drive hours to Joburg and back. My city is dry...like dry...dry and if I wanna see more options, I have to go to the red/blue world.

Today I just wanted a quick release. I initially thought to go to Joburg but peak time traffic just ain't it for me. So I made the dumb mistake of going to the blue site. I called..n her rates were cheap, so I knew that if I pay schoolfees I won't cry that much. She told me her address n it's literally in the same area as me, a 4 minute drive. I get there n she still in the shower, so I had to wait a few minutes for her to finish.

Anyways, we exchange money. Firstly, she doesn't have condoms. Luckily I had one in my car so we proceed. She gives me a decent covered BJ and I'm hopeful that I may have found a hidden gem. Then we move to missionary, she picks her lube and the bottle is literally empty, she had to fight with it to get a few droplets. At this point I'm like damn, this may be a bad punt, little did I know it was about to get worse.

Missionary, I put it in and literally a few strokes in, girl begins to jiggle her body as if she's having a stroke or as if she's being possessed by demons. On top of that there are the fake mourning and her hands are all over my body. I was so confused, we were literally on a different pace. And she keeps doing this the whole time, it's almost as if it's her first time having sex and she doesn't know how to act. It was like having sex with someone who's getting a stroke.

I'm totally turned off by this and decide to switch positions, Doggy. Few strokes in n she continues this jiggle motion n fake mourns. At this point I'm just ready to leave but I'm like let me just get my nut. Then it finally happened, the smell of doom. I've heard alot of punters complain about smelly but I've never experienced it up till now. Man that smell was so strong, I felt like vomiting. I quickly removed my dick and said I'm done. WORST PUNT OF MY LIFE..... I'm now prepping to come to Joburg to see

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or all 3 at once. I need a cleansing.

I wonder what that smell is. It has to be bacterial infection or Std or something. So shoking that she is offering service in such a state. That is school fees well and truly paid brother sorry to hear about that

On 2026-03-26 12:38:32 Bonganelovejoy said:
Moral of the story: Only Use ESA

I thought I've seen it all, nothing could have prepared me for this.

So I don't stay in Gauteng n if I wanna punt, I have to drive hours to Joburg and back. My city is dry...like dry...dry and if I wanna see more options, I have to go to the red/blue world.

Today I just wanted a quick release. I initially thought to go to Joburg but peak time traffic just ain't it for me. So I made the dumb mistake of going to the blue site. I called..n her rates were cheap, so I knew that if I pay schoolfees I won't cry that much. She told me her address n it's literally in the same area as me, a 4 minute drive. I get there n she still in the shower, so I had to wait a few minutes for her to finish.

Anyways, we exchange money. Firstly, she doesn't have condoms. Luckily I had one in my car so we proceed. She gives me a decent covered BJ and I'm hopeful that I may have found a hidden gem. Then we move to missionary, she picks her lube and the bottle is literally empty, she had to fight with it to get a few droplets. At this point I'm like damn, this may be a bad punt, little did I know it was about to get worse.

Missionary, I put it in and literally a few strokes in, girl begins to jiggle her body as if she's having a stroke or as if she's being possessed by demons. On top of that there are the fake mourning and her hands are all over my body. I was so confused, we were literally on a different pace. And she keeps doing this the whole time, it's almost as if it's her first time having sex and she doesn't know how to act. It was like having sex with someone who's getting a stroke.

I'm totally turned off by this and decide to switch positions, Doggy. Few strokes in n she continues this jiggle motion n fake mourns. At this point I'm just ready to leave but I'm like let me just get my nut. Then it finally happened, the smell of doom. I've heard alot of punters complain about smelly but I've never experienced it up till now. Man that smell was so strong, I felt like vomiting. I quickly removed my dick and said I'm done. WORST PUNT OF MY LIFE..... I'm now prepping to come to Joburg to see

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or

www.esa.co.za/escorts/viewEscort.php

Or all 3 at once. I need a cleansing.

I believe you meant moaning*

On 2026-03-26 12:58:49 R2D4 said:
On 2026-03-26 12:51:59 DukPiel said: Not lekker bud but I need to know, usually you can pick up smells quick. in your case you hit 2 positions and only smelled it after, did she fart bro what and where was the smell coming from?

Bro probably has a small dick and wasn't hitting it deep enough during missionary. It was only during doggy that he was able to go deeper and unlock the gas chambers deep in the recesses of...

Hahahaha gas chambers

Maybe she was mourning her virginity being taken away by bonganelovejoy for R350.

Anywho. That's a budget punt for you. Purple tax is worth it sometimes....

The smell was probably from her asshole? Doggy opens it up.

Paradoxically, it's the ladies that aren't regular that have that problem the most.

On 2026-03-26 13:22:25 ProdigalPunter said:
Maybe she was mourning her virginity being taken away by bonganelovejoy for R350.

Lol You would literally win on "The Price is Right", spot on prediction... I don't mind the purple tax, it's just that there literally no one that catches my attention in my city, hence why I went to the blue world.