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Review - Paris - Woodstock Cape Town
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Posted: 2026-03-14 10:29:38

Name: Paris

City: Cape Town

Area: Woodstock

Last Visit: March 2026

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This is a late review but I've got time today. This punt reminded me that SP can be full of shit and it's not best to argue or fight they can learn the hard way through bad reviews. Upfront payments are always risky when you meeting someone for the first but the vibe was good when I walked in so let it go. This is where problems started in her words these are her services and prices:

"Full house treatment, for that you get a beautiful sensual and erotic massage, penetration a pelvic, oral with lots of touching and teasing, kissing and cuddling with a full gfe

My hour rate is 900
30 mins is 700"

Session starts we do a bit of bumping and grinding and 2 mins later she pulls out a condom. No massage, no oral nothing. I'm horny at this point so I let it go. Ask for oral only them am I told its extra without Session is good she is an enthusiastic rider and the nut was glorious. She gets up and disappears to the bathroom for 15mins. She comes back heels off slippers on acting like I'm no longer there. I reminder her I've paid for an hour, she ask what else do I want. I say my expectations is 30 mins one round, 1 hour two rounds. She is now starts claiming if I had asked she would have told me that, she doesn't do 2x rounds. I'm in disbelief at this point, so I say I've been here for about 30 mins at this point why did I pay for an hour? She then has the balls to say "we can play card games" I'm thinking to myself WTF. Instead of an argument I choose grace and leave quickly and quietly. So my advice here is be careful, she is beautiful I marked done appearance and because in removing her many tattoos her skin tone was improved and evened out. The apartment was messy, things all over the place, dishes in the skin, weed and pipes everywhere...things all over. The kicker she leave as oral HIV test on top of the microwave.

This stuck me as the service of someone who doesn't understand they are in a customer industry, they list ads on a platform that let's customers post reviews...I hope this review can serve as a remind of all the above.

I definitely would not return. It's a pity because looks are there, there is a decent personality in there but it's ruined by a poor attitude.

And no I'm not bitter or being spiteful. I'm just sharing my experience.



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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No

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Gabimaru
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Posted: 2026-03-14 12:42:29

This review killed me
The "let's play card games" part is what destroyed me
To be fair, if you booked a full day session, playing cards could be a fun casual thing to do to make it feel less transactional

But everything else already made it a done deal bad service.
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Posted: 2026-03-14 20:34:25

Another bullet dodged. Thank you brother for your sacrifice on our behalf.
Paris
Paris - Re: Review - Dirty , smelly unhygienic clients with a fake review
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Posted: 2026-03-19 10:52:43
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Everyone this a fake review!!!
This is my first year in the business I've never for once get a bad review like ever. I'm angry I'm just seeing this. but i guess there's always a first time. First of all when you arrived you came with an attitude and no manners still yet I kept a smile and welcome you, right after you made the payment meanwhile you're to pay me first before my service that shouldn't be a problem for all my first time gentlemen then i asked you to undress after sitting there sweating and staring at me for about 5mins it feels weird after that you end up on bed i was grinding and massaging your dick right after then you asked for a blowjob with which is included i gave to you that's when I start to get a fowl smell at first i didn't care i was doing my job until I couldn't deal with the smell then i stopped and started penetrating him. But the smell won't go away at this point. If you check my profile it's says bad personal hygiene for my dislike so sorry id never tolerate such no matter what. Because I'm a clean person inside and out. So from that moment I stopped entertaining him meanwhile he looked like a naturally boring person with 0 personality why would i want to entertain that the vibe feels one sided I don't force conversation everything flows with me like he said great personality wm!!

Mind you he forgets to mention he's about 800 pounds and won't stop sweating from head to toe that he ruined my bed that early morning I had to call and pay the cleaners for a new bedding considering the next client won't find it funny having sex on another man's sweat all the way wetttt that I had to blow dry the bed and pillows

And for the hiv test kit. I'd never apologise for checking my health every other week. Even tho I don't have unprotected sex and I'm also on prep. I'm sorry but i take pride in spending money to take care of myself and getting myself checked out on all kind of diseases and infections , prevention is better than cure. And I'm sure you can't relate to that because I'm sure you've never get tested all your life or detox your blood most of it all never been to a pharmacy for the fact that you're that dirty and unclean. Most reason why I get tested every now and then because it crazy out here you never know what kind of disease or infection so many people has out there , when it comes to cleanliness I'm a freak 100% the part he mentioned everywhere was a mess is a lie because that could never be me, my room is always clean and smells really nice

Also is not allowed inbetween an hour session to go multiple rounds with me I'm sorry once you came that's it unless you pay extra and isn't my fault he came so quickly after taking so long to finally get him hard and on another note I actually don't care to let a client go second rounds with me if he actually deserves it and I can see a reason to it but he has all types of red flags from the smell to bad breath and he's so big i can't even fit right ontop of him because I'm sure he also forgets to mention i was the one doing all the work which I don't have a problem with it's my job so. From my pov you actually sound like a clown because on your way out you actually sound so nice saying "see you again" which I don't care honestly because I wouldn't want you as a returning client because you're one stressful and dirty client which I don't want to meet with ever again xoxo
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Posted: 2026-03-19 11:00:21

Everyone this a fake review!!!
This is my first year in the business I've never for once get a bad review like ever. I'm angry I'm just seeing this. but i guess there's always a first time. First of all when you arrived you came with an attitude and no manners still yet I kept a smile and welcome you, right after you made the payment meanwhile you're to pay me first before my service that shouldn't be a problem for all my first time gentlemen then i asked you to undress after sitting there sweating and staring at me for about 5mins it feels weird after that you end up on bed i was grinding and massaging your dick right after then you asked for a blowjob with which is included i gave to you that's when I start to get a fowl smell at first i didn't care i was doing my job until I couldn't deal with the smell then i stopped and started penetrating him. But the smell won't go away at this point. If you check my profile it's says bad personal hygiene for my dislike so sorry id never tolerate such no matter what. Because I'm a clean person inside and out. So from that moment I stopped entertaining him meanwhile he looked like a naturally boring person with 0 personality why would i want to entertain that the vibe feels one sided. I don't force conversation everything flows with me like he said great personality wm!!

Mind you he forgets to mention he's about 800 pounds and won't stop sweating from head to toe that he ruined my bed that early morning I had to call and pay the cleaners for a new bedding considering the next client won't find it funny having sex on another man's sweat all the way wetttt that I had to blow dry the bed and pillows

And for the hiv test kit. I'd never apologise for checking my health every other week. Even tho I don't have unprotected sex and I'm also on prep. I'm sorry but i take pride in spending money to take care of myself and getting myself checked out on all kind of diseases and infections , prevention is better than cure. And I'm sure you can't relate to that because I'm sure you've never get tested all your life or detox your blood most of it all never been to a pharmacy for the fact that you're that dirty and unclean. Most reason why I get tested every now and then because it crazy out here you never know what kind of disease or infection so many people has out there , when it comes to cleanliness I'm a freak 100% the part he mentioned everywhere was a mess is a lie because that could never be me, my room is always clean and smells really nice

Also is not allowed inbetween an hour session to go multiple rounds with me I'm sorry once you came that's it unless you pay extra and isn't my fault he came so quickly after taking so long to finally get him hard and on another note I actually don't care to let a client go second rounds with me if he actually deserves it and I can see a reason to it but he has all types of red flags from the smell to bad breath and he's so big i can't even fit right ontop of him because I'm sure he also forgets to mention i was the one doing all the work which I don't have a problem with it's my job so. And he made everything seems ok when leaving saying "see you again" which I don't care honestly because I wouldn't want him as a returning client because he's a stressful and dirty one Xoxo
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Posted: 2026-03-19 12:35:33

Yasis interesting
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Posted: 2026-03-19 15:30:33

The rebuttal always gets me. The things people say once they are exposed
Paris
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Posted: 2026-03-19 16:30:37

I also feel like this review is so unnecessary it shows your character as a man and you need to start acting like a man
No particular point all i pick from this review is a grown man nagging and complaining about some of the things that has nothing to do with him/ the only thing that almost make sense is him asking for a second rounds after 30mins

Smoke pipe belongs to my private regular which is none of your business. You have to look for it all the way down where i kept it. That show you didn't really come for my service instead you're focused on inspecting so you can go ahead and drop bad reviews. Which took you days to composed

HIV test kit shouldn't freak you out ; unless you're hiding something. first thing that should go through your mind is how serious this person takes care of their health/ if there's something to hide you won't even see it. And you basically ask what I'm doing with it and i responded that i check my health often. Then you brought that conversation here i find that very lame for a supposedly man for that matter

Is the tattoo even necessary, so I guess it's a crime to have a few tattoos nowadays lmao

Messy apartment is a big lie. If that were true is coming from the wrong messenger . Stop putting your insecurities on women because I'm sure you've been doing this with other women. I stopped entertaining you because i can't stand your body odour and the thing between your thigh that looks like lice or something that's infected but I'm sure you won't mind me bringing that conversation here


I'm the most nicest and calmest person ever pls don't get me out of character plsss. Mr fowl smell lmaoooo.
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Posted: 2026-03-19 17:14:38

On 2026-03-19 15:30:33 MichaelKnight said:
The rebuttal always gets me. The things people say once they are exposed



The mask always slips eventually.

DroPhil
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Posted: 2026-03-20 11:58:46

We have both said our part here. Let the people decide who is telling the truth. My advice here is remember you are in a service industry, you post your services on a platform that allows reviews. For other punters check my other reviews and judge for yourselves.

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