Name: Shakira

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: November 2025

Full Profile: [View Shakira's Full Profile]

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So despite this girl having zero reviews I decided to take a budget choice and book this girl for an hour.

On the phone I offered my budget and she accepted and hour booking for that price. (Not sure what the privacy policy is here so won't namedrop the price).

When I get there, I find out that the girl I was on the phone with is not the same girl i will be having a session with. Weird but fine, I go to the room I have been told I will find the girl I am here for. I enter the room ....... its a dirty bed and a sofa. The room is so small that the you can only get on or off the bed at the toe of the bed.

I see the girl and she looks okayish. Weird standoffish energy but im used to that by now. She does not look like her photos, she is at least 4 shades darker. but the body shape is as presented in photos.

We eventually get to the deed. No owo offered, not even covered. She basically wanted to do nothing and get straight to the deed. I stopped her and said needs to help me get turned on and she told me the clock is ticking. Then she goes on to say I have 30 minutes. I tell her i am ready to leave if there are any games being played. I open my whatsapp chats and show her i booked for an hour, she eventually reluctantly agrees but the mood is already spoilt because it becomes obvious that she knew it was an hour booking.

The deed begins and she is a dead log, no interaction with the encounter whatsoever, no intention to please, just purely transactional. She is so dry that the condom breaks and I ejaculate in her.Alas she forgot to apply lube and she is blaming me.

She says she doesn't want to continue with the session and I ask for a refund for the remaining 30 minutes (mind you we only 20 minutes into our session). She refuses to refund me. I leave.


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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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Wow!

" She is so dry that the condom breaks and I ejaculate in her.Alas she forgot to apply lube and she is blaming me."

...i guess her hips lied this time.

Wowzers what a shambles

Eish what a nightmare, better go see your GP real quick

Yoh hectic reviews

Hectic reviews

On 2025-11-28 11:55:55 Plumtree said:
Wow!
" I ejaculate in her."

Dayyymmmmnnnn..... so baby is on the way??? hehehehe

Name: Shakira

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: November 2025

Full Profile: [View Shakira's Full Profile]

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW ^* ----
Went to see this girl after negotiating a price with what I though was her over the phone, they were happy with the agreed price.

When I arrived her friend who it turns out is handling both their calls because her English is not great, directs me to her room. Venue is a solid zero. Not clean, not aired no space between bed and the walls. Just a cramped up space. You have to get onto the bed on only one side of the bed and that's where you feet are when you sleep.

She demands money upfront. Point of note.

Offers no foreplay, no covered blow, no mini handjob no nothing just wants to undress and lie on her back for an hour session.

We had the sex, she doesn't make any sounds (even fake) just lies there like a log.

Fine so first round is finished. I ask her to rub my stiff back and she says I can choose a massage or sex but not both that was it for me and I got out of there

Overall negative energy, it constantly feels like she is trying to fox you, doesn't look like pictures and puts in zero effort to make your session enjoyable.

Its in my top 3 worst punt experiences so yeah


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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

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Holy shit these reviews atrocious
It's incredible that she's still advertising lol