Posted: 2010-12-23 09:47:00
Hi Guys
I am not a financial whiss kid, but in the interest of the public, I found it necessary to share my experiences and hopefully we all learn from this.
As usual, there is a short version and a long version.
Today I am only keen to publish a short version.
It is quite simple. It is Saturday afternoon 12h00.
1. Book an exclusive, but value for money guest house in Centurion or Northern Subs of Johannesburg. Of the 24 numbers called, 20 answered and noted the business is closed over the Festive Season. So I had a provisional reservation with the remaining 4.
2. Book an exclusive, classy Blondie for a double session. Of the 20 numbers called, no-one answered. Of the same 20 numbers sms’d and an additional 5 numbers sms’d, 6 messages were delivered and 3 responses were received. A 4th one responded one day later.
3. Review the profile of the 3 responses and conclude that the one has its comments disabled and the second one has the voice of a serious smoker. I cannot make up my mind whether she smokes Lucky Strike, Camel or some other shit.
4. That leaves only one, who agreed and waits for confirmation.
5. 18h00. Contact My PoPPie and report accommodation and company has been confirmed and await final approval from the grand lady.
6. My PoPPie is the moer in, because she was left in silence for the past 6 hours.
7. Open the bar and pour a good shot of the most expensive whiskey.
8. Take one sleeping tablet and pour another good shot of the most expensive whiskey.
9. 10 minutes later, take a second sleeping tablet and pour another good shot of the most expensive whiskey.
10. Stagger to the bedroom and pass out.
11. Lesson learnt. If a PoPPie wants something, let her do the shopping.