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Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2025-12-13 04:11:04
Edited: 2025-12-13 04:18:30

<b>Name:</b> Lisa

<b>City:</b> Johannesburg

<b>Area:</b> Sandton/Morningside

<b>Last Visit:</b> December 2025

<b>Full Profile:</b> [<a href="/members/displayAdvertiser.php?uid=170672" target="_blank">View Lisa's Full Profile</a>]

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Gentlemen, this girl is flippen gorgeous!!! Just on looks, by far the best looking girl on the site. Stru! And I consider myself to have high standards.
EVERY inch of her body is firm!!! Never have I ever seen such beauty and sexiness before.
She really gives it her all. The massage was good, owo great. Beautiful clean, tight flower. Obviously I didn't last long hehehe.... She rode me hard while on top, flipped over and could not hold back after she opened wide for me.

Girl really looks after herself.
I'm definitely going back...

Treat her well gents, this girl is special


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<b>Ratings:</b>

<b>Face:</b> 5/5
<b>Body:</b> 5/5
<b>Personality:</b> 5/5
<b>Telephone Manner:</b> 5/5
<b>Venue Cleanliness:</b> 5/5
<b>Personal Cleanliness:</b> 5/5
<b>Privacy:</b> 5/5
<b>Service:</b> 5/5
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<b>Will you return?</b> Yes
<b>Advertiser looked like the Photos?</b> Yes
<b>Secure Parking?</b> Yes

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Kingstar10 - Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2025-12-31 16:32:49

Name: Lisa

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: December 2025

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Was apprehensive about leaving this review but ultimately I think it's fair to put up this review and hopefully there will be improvements, so let me start from the beginning, I had eye her profile for quite a while, from when she was advertising in Linden and had made some contact with her to get the gist of her rates and services but time always seemed to be an issue. Fortunately days before Christmas I made the decision I'll see her on Christmas eve as an early gift to myself, so I enquired if she was available on the day and she said yes, clued her up on the things I like via chat and trying to build some chemistry and everything seemed to be going fine. Now the day is here with appointment set at 18:00, in the morning I send a couple of messages to tell her I'm counting the hours and etc to which she seemed to be looking forward to it, so I go about my day, do some last minute Christmas shopping but make sure i finish in time to make it to her place, she then sends a message asking if I'm still counting the hours to which I send a yes message to and I think everything is going ahead as planned but then communication goes awry, she starts sending like a crying a emoji or sticking, at this point I'm getting ready to order an Uber to head to her place so as to not be late so I ask if she is ready, no response, I order the Uber and I'm on the way, about like 10-15 mins into the trip she finally responds and tells me she can't make it due to an emergency and if we can reschedule, I'm practically like 10 mins away from her place and she only tells me this at this point, I understand shxt happens but at least give me a heads up before I make effort to come, so I then ask can't I just wait around Sandton city at like a restaurant or something to which she says no today is off and she tries to set me up with her friend but as beautiful as she might appear on here the fact is I was looking to see her and her friend is a newbie which poses it's own issues, so at this point I kinda admit defeat and request another Uber as she said she can't make it today and not committing to tomorrow, so I'm in an uber heading now south and then she sends a message saying she can make it and if I can turn back at this point the Uber driver is also not looking towards going back as we are nearing my destination and he was looking to shut up shop for the day thus meaning if I do see her, I'll have to make another trip from south, so I decided screw it, I'm already hard and it beats going home and taking a cold shower so I make another trip. Finally got to see her and I must admit she is beautiful, beautiful body and all, she apologizes, so I start kissing her and we start to get busy, she is tight but I feel her mind wasn't into the moment as much as she did alude after this appointment she still needed to sort out her emergency, so that kinda killed the bit of the mood especially at one point when she aluded to the money I gave which I told her that I used some of the money to get back to her and left my cards at home and she only does cash and I had already spent like 600 bucks in total due to the many trips I had to take just to see her and what killed the occasion more was the lack of adequate shower facilities, she explained the shower works but I believe the door isn't done so when someone showers it causes a mess which she has to clean up and she didn't have time to clean it up so I had to use the sink to try and wipe myself, as stated she is very beautiful but man this experience left a bitter taste in my mouth and just wanted to share my experience.

P.S. sorry if this one mess of a story grammatically, just wrote everything that transpired and no time to edit


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Lebox
Lebox - Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2025-12-31 18:55:53

That's so unfortunate bro, this is exactly what people are talking about in another forum www.esa.co.za/forum/thread.php
Now you got the worst of it when she's probably a great girl. Sucks big time
Lisa
Lisa - Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-01-02 09:39:02

Well I'm shuttered that all that happened.... And I'm sorry you had to go through that......I don't have an excuse for all that behavior because I believe personal staff of my life don't have to affect my work but it did and I wasn't aware I'm giving bad service so I'm really sorry for that it was just one of those horrible days.... I'm a good person with the greatest personality ever and I try my best to give the best service ever but I'm sorry about that day........
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Posted: 2026-01-08 04:50:30

Her unashamed apology makes me want to book her. I've had my eye on her too.

Sorry for your experience Kingstar.
Gekko6249
Gekko6249 - Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-01-09 14:10:37

Pity about your experience, you probably caught her on a bad day. It sucks but spare a thought for the ladies...they have to deal with a lot of monsters and idiots.

I found Lisa to be in my top favorites. One of the very few girls that look better than the pictures, and knows how to satisfy a man.
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Posted: 2026-01-12 21:52:56

Such a classy response Lisa. See you again soon babe xx
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P45 - Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-01-15 00:54:04

Name: Lisa

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: January 2026

Full Profile: [View Lisa's Full Profile]

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Special girl this. Worth the drive.

Expectations were met in full. Booked for an hour but could only last 30 minutes. She literally drained all my energy - I was not prepared. She sucked and rode me until I tapped out. Her personality is top tier, body is immaculate, boobs plum and perky and most importantly the v-steak is tight.

Can’t wait to be back for a longer booking.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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Jay122 - Re: Review - Lisa - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-01-17 04:25:40

Name: Lisa

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: January 2026

Full Profile: [View Lisa's Full Profile]

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Very rare do you come across a stunner like this, so you better appreciate when you do.

She’s not lying about the sweet personality and the pictures don’t do justice to her dainty build and upright percolators, gravity stood no chance.

A steady, unrushed and wet encounter is what you can expect so make sure to give her a visit at your earliest convenience


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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