Why is there no link to the profile on ur reviews like everybody elses reviews and how do u add little comments after every rating. Even after the will you return. I domt think u reviewed. U just posted a comment and made it look like a review. Right

On 2026-02-21 21:13:09 Pumpkineater said:
Why is there no link to the profile on ur reviews like everybody elses reviews and how do u add little comments after every rating. Even after the will you return. I domt think u reviewed. U just posted a comment and made it look like a review. Right

Click "edit post" after posting a review, you can change and personalize, remove and add things as you please, I only noticed this yesterday when I missed something in my review and clicked "edit post". My job is in software so I tend to look for every flaw and exploit on sites and apps I use. It's just the way I am.

I am so sick and tired of guys dissing a girl for every little thing while they themselves smell of sweat. These girls have to put up with assholes every day who degrade them by posting about getting their PH levels in order. Also, why did you go the entirety of the booking if you were so unhappy?
I've been with girl twice and she is magnificent. Maybe you, Mr MHI should up your health standards and get educated on how to impress a lady. If she was truly a skank I'd understand if you comment on her hygiene but this girl is top class. I know for a fact she is not a skank on any level.
Not everything can always go your way ffs...

On 2026-02-22 06:50:07 Diavel said:
I am so sick and tired of guys dissing a girl for every little thing while they themselves smell of sweat. These girls have to put up with assholes every day who degrade them by posting about getting their PH levels in order. Also, why did you go the entirety of the booking if you were so unhappy?
I've been with girl twice and she is magnificent. Maybe you, Mr MHI should up your health standards and get educated on how to impress a lady. If she was truly a skank I'd understand if you comment on her hygiene but this girl is top class. I know for a fact she is not a skank on any level.
Not everything can always go your way ffs...

I don't just put it here if there's something I'm not happy about, id normally give a full good review and chat privately with the lady about anything I'm unhappy about unless I get an uninterested machenical treatment, I paid full price so I expect a good and fully attentive experience.

My weight might be high, of which I'm going to gym and bringing it down, but I ensure my hygiene is always up to standard and I always shower before visiting any lady. On many occasions the time between my shower and seeing a lady, my hair is not even completely dry. I also ensure my pubic hair is well maintained, very short or removed completely fyi. I always work on improving and impressing and being attentive and pleasing the lady, I only ask for full attention and a non mechanical (I just want the money) kind of experience, that's what I'm paying for.


Cuddling is usually standard in a GFE, I didn't even get that here, kissing I understand some don't kiss and covered BJs, and not accepting rimming are understandable. If there was full and proper communication, the review could have been a 5 star, but I received a mechanical and uninterested experience.


I've been with exactly 47 different women from this site at this point, of which some are regulars and visits have surpassed over 200 in total, I didn't review each and every visit, of which I've had about 6 mechanical and uninterested experiences, the rest were all up to expectations.

Why did I go the entirety of the booking? Because I paid for it in full so I expected full attention and a non mechanical experience. Every cent counts.

I wasn't going to get refunded, or even half a refund to go elsewhere if I left halfway now.

Remember every treatment is different, the way I'm treated and the way you treated may be different, that's why the review system is to say your experience, if you happy a good review, if not a not so good one. My review is based on my treatment vs expectation.

If you have been visiting ladies often and for a while, you must have had one bad experience. For me, my experiences is based off the fact that I paid full price with money I worked hard for, not extras or spending, in most cases my entire weeks earnings, thus I take every experience deeply.

@Pumkineater and @Diaval, both of you said you visited her, so where are your reviews, not listed under her profile.

Maybe she treated you guys better, every experience or expectation is different so if you visited, post your reviews, it helps to know before visiting what to expect.

I cant speak for the other guy but Is it law that i have to review every single girl i see. U review every single girl cause u love the sound of ur voice. U writing a Mills and Boons novel so u can jerk off on ur own writing later. And you stil havent told me why there is no link to her profile from the review. All the other reviews from punters there are links to the girls profile.

On 2026-02-22 11:06:19 Pumpkineater said:
I cant speak for the other guy but Is it law that i have to review every single girl i see. U review every single girl cause u love the sound of ur voice. U writing a Mills and Boons novel so u can jerk off on ur own writing later. And you stil havent told me why there is no link to her profile from the review. All the other reviews from punters there are links to the girls profile.

You don't have to review every girl you see, I don't review every either,as for the link, when you write a review, and submit then click edit post, it breaks the formatting allowing everything to be edited and the link is one of the broken formatted fields thus I removed it, it's poorly developed the way edit works.

I like writing like a novel, but I don't jerk off to it, I just enjoy writing and reading erotica.

Im sure by monday ur profile will be banned. Esa dont like it when punters try to bypass there systems. Its actualy in one of there rules. Sometimes thinking u clever just might bite u in the ass.
I read the review again. U actualy pointed out her saggy tits right in the beginning. Ive never seen a review where a punter does that. Are u so perfect since u weigh half a ton. Ur tits must be hanging of ur stomach and ur stomach over ur dick. Not to mention ur unkept beard. And u expect gfe and cuddling. That must be a joke. Same as most guys they dont like fat wowan. They go for slender. But u expect every girl to except u just because u paying. U are delusional. 23 years old. Hahahahaha

A girl can fake it only for so long

On 2026-02-22 11:24:41 Pumpkineater said:
Im sure by monday ur profile will be banned. Esa dont like it when punters try to bypass there systems. Its actualy in one of there rules. Sometimes thinking u clever just might bite u in the ass.
I read the review again. U actualy pointed out her saggy tits right in the beginning. Ive never seen a review where a punter does that. Are u so perfect since u weigh half a ton. Ur tits must be hanging of ur stomach and ur stomach over ur dick. Not to mention ur unkept beard. And u expect gfe and cuddling. That must be a joke. Same as most guys they dont like fat wowan. They go for slender. But u expect every girl to except u just because u paying. U are delusional. 23 years old. Hahahahaha

A girl can fake it only for so long

Actually no bypassing of any system, the entire review including it's html formatting comes into the message box like this when clicking on edit post of a review. The developer behind this part left that there, no hacking or bypassing, it puts everything in text in this very message box.

My weight may be high but I do workout and I'm working on that, at least I can do a plyometric push up.

Like I didn't mind that of her appearance, I described the appearance and my experience, no big deal, if she wasn't interested even at the door she could have told me and I would have taken my money and left. She didn't need to go ahead with the session. I'm not asking her or anyone to like me, if her or anyone doesn't, they can cancel the session even at the door, I wouldn't even write a review for that, I'd be cool about it and book elsewhere.