AFRIKAANS IS BETTER


Krisjan : 'Goeie more. Maak vol met Super, asseblief.'
> Attendant : 'How much?'
> Krisjan: 'Vol asseblief.'
> Attendant : 'I only speak English Sir!'
> Krisjan : 'Noooo problem.... Good day to you, Sir.
> I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my
> motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer,
> from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of combustible
> fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle
> of the said means of perambulation to the brim.'
> Attendant: 'Hau!' ?
> Krisjan : 'Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you
> spoke English?'
> Attendant : 'English..... that? she is not English!'
> Krisjan: 'My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate
> that you do not even recognize the language which you allege to be
> your singular means of communication?'
> Attendant: 'Hau?'
> Krisjan : 'Let me attempt to elucidate in the most elementary
> terms your paltry grasp of the English vernacular is frittering away
> the time at my disposal, or, as I would put it, in a more civilized,
> intelligible language.... Dit is fokken duidelik dat jy FOKKOL van
> Engels weet. So, kry jou slapgat in rat en maak hierdie bliksemse kar
> se tank vol voordat ek hier uitklim en jou moer, want jy mors my
> donnerse tyd!!!!!!!!! Verstaan jy nou?!!'
> Attendant: 'Ja,Meneer. Vol,Meneer! Afrikaans is beter, Meneer!'

Pragtig lol en Afr is baie better