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***NAUGHTY PICKUP LINES***
Posted: 2025-12-30 18:03:07
Edited: 2025-12-30 18:11:07
Edited: 2025-12-30 18:11:07
Here are some pick up lines that might just work at a New Year's Eve party ... depending upon how drunk you or the object/s of your desire are ... lol
1) "I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you."
2) "I really wanna be an astronaut ... So can I travel to Uranus?"
3) "If I'm a pain in your ass - then we can just add more lube?"
4) "I hope you have a sewing machine, 'cos I'm gonna tear that ass up."
5) "Nice butt. What time does it open?"
6) "Would you be a gentleman and rearrange my guts?"
You're welcome :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
1) "I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you."
2) "I really wanna be an astronaut ... So can I travel to Uranus?"
3) "If I'm a pain in your ass - then we can just add more lube?"
4) "I hope you have a sewing machine, 'cos I'm gonna tear that ass up."
5) "Nice butt. What time does it open?"
6) "Would you be a gentleman and rearrange my guts?"
You're welcome :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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