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zainc - Re: PRO BONO
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Posted: 2013-08-08 13:24:44

I got home the other day and my wife asked if I was having an affair. I asked why, did she find lipstick on my clothes? She said no, but there is pubic hair stuck in my teeth!
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Posted: 2013-08-12 16:01:58

Aha, WW, I must agree with on the PERV* his cockiness has had me cackling like a hen - more than once.
Walkabout 1959 was nominated via sms by a person who wishes to remain anonymous. His remark, tho suitably snappish, was not on this forum - so disqualified.
Crazy busy last week so lost track of the threads. However, Climax's confession that he uses a loan shark called ABSA to fund his punting was ABSAlutely hilarious!
Only 9 sleeps left till 3rd Tuesday of Aug. So WW if you think the PERV is a suitable candidate, kindly make your nomination official as this aint Zim - in the purple democracy - YOUR VOTE COUNTS!

*Purveyor of Edible Vegetation
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Posted: 2013-08-12 16:05:01

* PERV
Purveyor of
Edible
Ripe
Vegetation
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Posted: 2013-08-13 06:47:01

The FridgeMagnet's contribution:

Photon checks into hotel and is asked if he needs a hand with luggage to which he replies: No thank you, I am traveling light.

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Posted: 2013-08-15 12:22:14

At this point I want doggy style:
I stand on my knees, panting with excitement, drool and slobber all over and my purple heads pops out. I try to hump your leg ...

LOL - dodgy style

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