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That fucking poem!
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Posted: 2013-08-21 14:40:34
Edited: 2013-08-21 14:44:03


I have lived a long life, I’m old and I’m wise,
I’ve come across fucks of all different size,
Mindless fucks, memorable fucks...and fucking arse holes,
Fucking dick-heads and fucking work goals,
There are slow fucks and fast fucks, they cost plenty bucks,
the best ones are those where she also lip sucks,
Believe it or not, I was once fucked for free,
I’ve even been fucked in a bloody great tree,
I’ve fucked in the pool and fucked on a stool,
there are even those fucks that are so very cruel,
I’ve been called a fucker… “I’ll kill you fuck dead!!”,
that was the time I came on her head,
Fucks can be gentle, tender and slow,
fucks real special with some-one you know,
They can also be rotten, in and so quick,
those are reserved for that dog ugly chick,
They’ve called me fucking prick, they’ve called me fucking dick,
names granted me... by those so fucking thick,
I thought I’d tried them all…all types of fucks,
I’ve even tried ladies who look like fat ducks, I once fucked a lady with enormous butt cheeks, I've fucked Swiss and Scandanavians.. I've even fucked Greek...s,
But today I heard of something different… it came from afar,
sent by a lovely lady… a beautiful star ,
It caught my attention, made me laugh out,
been laughing ever since, laughing a shout,
It made me quite rigid, I let out a cough,
for she promised to fuck me…fuck my face off!!!!
Bunter
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Posted: 2013-08-21 15:02:42

Love yor fucking work whitewhite...good stuff.
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Posted: 2013-08-21 15:10:17

Fucking good poem, white white. Well fucking done!!
KICKASS
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Posted: 2013-08-21 15:32:03

White brilliant buddy
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Posted: 2013-08-21 15:34:00

Fuckin good shit WW!
What the fuck are you Dbn guys smoking to inspire you to suck fuckin highs?
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Posted: 2013-08-21 17:08:37

you a poet and you know it...lol good stuff
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Posted: 2013-08-21 18:08:06

On the subject of fucking poets...BTW, great job there, WW...!
These are 2 of the better put-downs I`ve read recently:

"I'm seein' the syphilitic afterbirth of a Mongolian clusterf*ck, is what I see there.."-Joe Coleman

“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go f*ck yourself??”
? Jarod Kintz
And then there is my all time favourite:
" Okay, I apologise. Unf*ck you!!"

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