For R300 you can get some photos or a video and jerk yourself off...

Too many comedians on this forum. My cape flats friends would say. 'R300? Imagine'

On 2026-05-29 11:39:08 MichaelKnight said:
Too many comedians on this forum. My cape flats friends would say. 'R300? Imagine'

After "imagine" comes POES

On 2026-05-28 19:05:36 Didi said:
On 2026-05-28 18:38:34 Sexyhumour said: If I was in woodmead @that amount you are definitely getting Atleast a hug, perk on the cheek, wink and I'd Atleast move my lips and say" thank you for money to buy Nandos" as I lock the door after you...


Hahahahahaha like always
RIP to my ribs

Askies.....


[QUOTE;6112692;Vixen] On 2026-05-28 18:38:34 Sexyhumour said: If I was in woodmead @that amount you are definitely getting Atleast a hug, perk on the cheek, wink and I'd Atleast move my lips and say" thank you for money to buy Nandos" as I lock the door after you...


Damm girl I laughed so hard! It feels like I did a 20min abb session. We definitely need humour in this industry [/QUOTE]

Atleast you are almost getting a six pack sweets

He Gents,

We may not be in Woodmead but we are running a Special!


Come and enjoy a quick hand job for 15min only R350
And enjoy a complimentary
tot of whiskey or Port.


Book now, we're in Rosebank.

Kisses
Shelley

On 2026-05-28 15:53:22 MichaelP10 said:
Any lady willing to take R300 around Woodmead/wendy wood in the next hour?

Not on ESA.

Those of you who know the northern suburbs of Cape Town will know of the place (unmentioned) that still has their Wednesday and Saturday specials of R300 for 30 mins and R400 for 60 mins.

So don't laugh too loudly

Its funny how soo many will add sarcastic remarks.
The reality is if you phone around, there definitely someone going to accept. Especially those who work private or from guest houses.

Midrand area, R400 definitely for 30 minutes

Especially on the 1st of the month with rent due....

On 2026-06-01 11:19:35 abiem50 said:
Its funny how soo many will add sarcastic remarks.
The reality is if you phone around, there definitely someone going to accept. Especially those who work private or from guest houses.

Midrand area, R400 definitely for 30 minutes

On 2026-05-28 18:38:34 Sexyhumour said:
If I was in woodmead @that amount you are definitely getting Atleast a hug, perk on the cheek, wink and I'd Atleast move my lips and say" thank you for money to buy Nandos" as I lock the door after you...

Great response there SH,...you are being too generous with this chancer....but maybe its his school allowance.