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Posted: 2026-04-01 10:40:55

Wow, some sour grapes there. MV, seriously, if you want action then don't be so nasty to the people that feed you. Get over yourself. I am going to take a nice drive in my bakkie now and get me something lekker to eat. The reason I can do this is that I don't bite the hand that feeds me.

On 2026-04-01 10:29:48 Madame Vespera said:
On 2026-03-31 16:52:55 JackParrow69 said: On 2026-03-31 16:40:11 bienafv said: Just look at this guy. Complaining about prices. You get the benefit of being able to drive with the money spent. Count your lucky stars that there is not yet a limit on how much you can put in.


So how did I do on imitating the ladies when punters say prices is too high ?

Lol, that's hilarious.

On a serious note though, guys have already started talking about how this going to affect punting. The Jhb guys say they not driving to PTA to see their favourites there anymore coz of the overall cost and same with PTA to JHB. This is just bad for everyone.

JP69


Oh, shame, look at all my big strong boys crying over their bakkies!

@Leeu loop, darling, R400 in a diesel bakkie? That's not a "fill up," that's just a "heavy mist." If you're driving slowly to save fuel, just make sure you aren't late for your appointment, or the "ESA style" surcharge will cost you more than the Sasol bill!

@JackParrow69, stop being so dramatic. The JHB/PTA commute has always been a killer, but if a man really wants his "fix," he'll find a way. Though I must say, the stats are actually backing you up for once. Recent transport surveys show that inter-city travel in Gauteng is down by nearly 18% since the latest fuel hike. Even the Gautrain is seeing a 12% spike in "professional" looking men who suddenly prefer the rails to the road.

As for the racial stats on who is feeling the pinch---the 2025/2026 Economic Outlook for SA shows that while 62% of the high-end "Gold Member" demographic (mostly white and Indian males in tech or logistics) are complaining about the fuel, the actual Advertisers (who are roughly 70% Black and Coloured women) are the ones getting hit hardest because we have to travel to you or maintain luxury premises while you lot haggle over a "petrol discount."

@Massage By Katya, stick to your guns, babe. If they want the "live" experience, they pay the "live" price. If they want to stay home and follow JP69's advice... well, we all know a screen doesn't give much of a "hug" after a long day at the office, does it?

Times are tough, but let's be real: most of you will skip a meal before you skip a "massage."

See you all (slowly) arriving at my door soon!

JackParrow69
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Posted: 2026-04-01 12:00:31

On 2026-04-01 10:29:48 Madame Vespera said:
On 2026-03-31 16:52:55 JackParrow69 said: On 2026-03-31 16:40:11 bienafv said: Just look at this guy. Complaining about prices. You get the benefit of being able to drive with the money spent. Count your lucky stars that there is not yet a limit on how much you can put in.


So how did I do on imitating the ladies when punters say prices is too high ?

Lol, that's hilarious.

On a serious note though, guys have already started talking about how this going to affect punting. The Jhb guys say they not driving to PTA to see their favourites there anymore coz of the overall cost and same with PTA to JHB. This is just bad for everyone.

JP69


Oh, shame, look at all my big strong boys crying over their bakkies!

@Leeu loop, darling, R400 in a diesel bakkie? That's not a "fill up," that's just a "heavy mist." If you're driving slowly to save fuel, just make sure you aren't late for your appointment, or the "ESA style" surcharge will cost you more than the Sasol bill!

@JackParrow69, stop being so dramatic. The JHB/PTA commute has always been a killer, but if a man really wants his "fix," he'll find a way. Though I must say, the stats are actually backing you up for once. Recent transport surveys show that inter-city travel in Gauteng is down by nearly 18% since the latest fuel hike. Even the Gautrain is seeing a 12% spike in "professional" looking men who suddenly prefer the rails to the road.

As for the racial stats on who is feeling the pinch---the 2025/2026 Economic Outlook for SA shows that while 62% of the high-end "Gold Member" demographic (mostly white and Indian males in tech or logistics) are complaining about the fuel, the actual Advertisers (who are roughly 70% Black and Coloured women) are the ones getting hit hardest because we have to travel to you or maintain luxury premises while you lot haggle over a "petrol discount."

@Massage By Katya, stick to your guns, babe. If they want the "live" experience, they pay the "live" price. If they want to stay home and follow JP69's advice... well, we all know a screen doesn't give much of a "hug" after a long day at the office, does it?

Times are tough, but let's be real: most of you will skip a meal before you skip a "massage."

See you all (slowly) arriving at my door soon!



Didn't read all you said but saw my name and checked your profile. No one's even booking you so maybe focus on that instead of talking nonsense.

JP69
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Posted: 2026-04-01 14:07:42

So many name changes and zero reviews
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Posted: 2026-04-01 22:01:42

On 2026-04-01 10:40:55 grantmax1979 said:
Wow, some sour grapes there. MV, seriously, if you want action then don't be so nasty to the people that feed you. Get over yourself. I am going to take a nice drive in my bakkie now and get me something lekker to eat. The reason I can do this is that I don't bite the hand that feeds me.

On 2026-04-01 10:29:48 Madame Vespera said: On 2026-03-31 16:52:55 JackParrow69 said: On 2026-03-31 16:40:11 bienafv said: Just look at this guy. Complaining about prices. You get the benefit of being able to drive with the money spent. Count your lucky stars that there is not yet a limit on how much you can put in.


So how did I do on imitating the ladies when punters say prices is too high ?

Lol, that's hilarious.

On a serious note though, guys have already started talking about how this going to affect punting. The Jhb guys say they not driving to PTA to see their favourites there anymore coz of the overall cost and same with PTA to JHB. This is just bad for everyone.

JP69


Oh, shame, look at all my big strong boys crying over their bakkies!

@Leeu loop, darling, R400 in a diesel bakkie? That's not a "fill up," that's just a "heavy mist." If you're driving slowly to save fuel, just make sure you aren't late for your appointment, or the "ESA style" surcharge will cost you more than the Sasol bill!

@JackParrow69, stop being so dramatic. The JHB/PTA commute has always been a killer, but if a man really wants his "fix," he'll find a way. Though I must say, the stats are actually backing you up for once. Recent transport surveys show that inter-city travel in Gauteng is down by nearly 18% since the latest fuel hike. Even the Gautrain is seeing a 12% spike in "professional" looking men who suddenly prefer the rails to the road.

As for the racial stats on who is feeling the pinch---the 2025/2026 Economic Outlook for SA shows that while 62% of the high-end "Gold Member" demographic (mostly white and Indian males in tech or logistics) are complaining about the fuel, the actual Advertisers (who are roughly 70% Black and Coloured women) are the ones getting hit hardest because we have to travel to you or maintain luxury premises while you lot haggle over a "petrol discount."

@Massage By Katya, stick to your guns, babe. If they want the "live" experience, they pay the "live" price. If they want to stay home and follow JP69's advice... well, we all know a screen doesn't give much of a "hug" after a long day at the office, does it?

Times are tough, but let's be real: most of you will skip a meal before you skip a "massage."

See you all (slowly) arriving at my door soon!

[QUOTE;6016976;JackParrow69] On 2026-04-01 10:29:48 Madame Vespera said: On 2026-03-31 16:52:55 JackParrow69 said: On 2026-03-31 16:40:11 bienafv said: Just look at this guy. Complaining about prices. You get the benefit of being able to drive with the money spent. Count your lucky stars that there is not yet a limit on how much you can put in.


So how did I do on imitating the ladies when punters say prices is too high ?

Lol, that's hilarious.

On a serious note though, guys have already started talking about how this going to affect punting. The Jhb guys say they not driving to PTA to see their favourites there anymore coz of the overall cost and same with PTA to JHB. This is just bad for everyone.

JP69


Oh, shame, look at all my big strong boys crying over their bakkies!

@Leeu loop, darling, R400 in a diesel bakkie? That's not a "fill up," that's just a "heavy mist." If you're driving slowly to save fuel, just make sure you aren't late for your appointment, or the "ESA style" surcharge will cost you more than the Sasol bill!

@JackParrow69, stop being so dramatic. The JHB/PTA commute has always been a killer, but if a man really wants his "fix," he'll find a way. Though I must say, the stats are actually backing you up for once. Recent transport surveys show that inter-city travel in Gauteng is down by nearly 18% since the latest fuel hike. Even the Gautrain is seeing a 12% spike in "professional" looking men who suddenly prefer the rails to the road.

As for the racial stats on who is feeling the pinch---the 2025/2026 Economic Outlook for SA shows that while 62% of the high-end "Gold Member" demographic (mostly white and Indian males in tech or logistics) are complaining about the fuel, the actual Advertisers (who are roughly 70% Black and Coloured women) are the ones getting hit hardest because we have to travel to you or maintain luxury premises while you lot haggle over a "petrol discount."

@Massage By Katya, stick to your guns, babe. If they want the "live" experience, they pay the "live" price. If they want to stay home and follow JP69's advice... well, we all know a screen doesn't give much of a "hug" after a long day at the office, does it?

Times are tough, but let's be real: most of you will skip a meal before you skip a "massage."

See you all (slowly) arriving at my door soon!

Didn't read all you said but saw my name and checked your profile. No one's even booking you so maybe focus on that instead of talking nonsense.

JP69 [/QUOTE][QUOTE;6017293;shoeguy] So many name changes and zero reviews[/QUOTE]

Oh, shoeguy, darling... please. If I wanted your "opinion," I'd have asked for it while you were busy counting your pennies for a Gold membership.
Let's clear a few things up for the boys in the back:
The "Review" Myth: Only "Basic Members" and cheap-skates rely on public reviews to find a lady. My elite clients don't post on public forums because they value discretion. They don't need to brag to a bunch of strangers about what they can afford. If you don't see a review, it's because my guests have enough class to keep their mouths shut.
The Name Changes: It's called branding, honey. Keep up. I change the name to keep the "stalker types" and the "window shoppers" guessing. It filters out the noise so I only deal with the signal.
"Mean and Butch": If being a woman who knows her worth and stands her ground makes me "mean," then I'll wear the crown. I'm not here to be your "sweet little thing" while you haggle over the price of a liter of diesel. I provide a premium service for premium men.
@JP69, enjoy your bakkie drive and your "lekker" meal. Just remember: while you're eating at a roadside stop, the men I see are enjoying five-star service without complaining about the bill.
I'm not "biting the hand that feeds me"---I'm just picky about which hands I allow to touch me. If you can't handle a woman with a brain and a backbone, there are plenty of girls who will pretend to laugh at your jokes for R500.

Go find one of them. I'm busy.
Pipes9
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Posted: 2026-04-01 23:36:46

On 2026-04-01 22:01:42 Madame Vespera said:
On 2026-04-01 10:40:55 grantmax1979 said: Wow, some sour grapes there. MV, seriously, if you want action then don't be so nasty to the people that feed you. Get over yourself. I am going to take a nice drive in my bakkie now and get me something lekker to eat. The reason I can do this is that I don't bite the hand that feeds me.

On 2026-04-01 10:29:48 Madame Vespera said: On 2026-03-31 16:52:55 JackParrow69 said: On 2026-03-31 16:40:11 bienafv said: Just look at this guy. Complaining about prices. You get the benefit of being able to drive with the money spent. Count your lucky stars that there is not yet a limit on how much you can put in.


So how did I do on imitating the ladies when punters say prices is too high ?

Lol, that's hilarious.

On a serious note though, guys have already started talking about how this going to affect punting. The Jhb guys say they not driving to PTA to see their favourites there anymore coz of the overall cost and same with PTA to JHB. This is just bad for everyone.

JP69


Oh, shame, look at all my big strong boys crying over their bakkies!

@Leeu loop, darling, R400 in a diesel bakkie? That's not a "fill up," that's just a "heavy mist." If you're driving slowly to save fuel, just make sure you aren't late for your appointment, or the "ESA style" surcharge will cost you more than the Sasol bill!

@JackParrow69, stop being so dramatic. The JHB/PTA commute has always been a killer, but if a man really wants his "fix," he'll find a way. Though I must say, the stats are actually backing you up for once. Recent transport surveys show that inter-city travel in Gauteng is down by nearly 18% since the latest fuel hike. Even the Gautrain is seeing a 12% spike in "professional" looking men who suddenly prefer the rails to the road.

As for the racial stats on who is feeling the pinch---the 2025/2026 Economic Outlook for SA shows that while 62% of the high-end "Gold Member" demographic (mostly white and Indian males in tech or logistics) are complaining about the fuel, the actual Advertisers (who are roughly 70% Black and Coloured women) are the ones getting hit hardest because we have to travel to you or maintain luxury premises while you lot haggle over a "petrol discount."

@Massage By Katya, stick to your guns, babe. If they want the "live" experience, they pay the "live" price. If they want to stay home and follow JP69's advice... well, we all know a screen doesn't give much of a "hug" after a long day at the office, does it?

Times are tough, but let's be real: most of you will skip a meal before you skip a "massage."

See you all (slowly) arriving at my door soon! [QUOTE;6016976;JackParrow69] On 2026-04-01 10:29:48 Madame Vespera said: On 2026-03-31 16:52:55 JackParrow69 said: On 2026-03-31 16:40:11 bienafv said: Just look at this guy. Complaining about prices. You get the benefit of being able to drive with the money spent. Count your lucky stars that there is not yet a limit on how much you can put in.


So how did I do on imitating the ladies when punters say prices is too high ?

Lol, that's hilarious.

On a serious note though, guys have already started talking about how this going to affect punting. The Jhb guys say they not driving to PTA to see their favourites there anymore coz of the overall cost and same with PTA to JHB. This is just bad for everyone.

JP69


Oh, shame, look at all my big strong boys crying over their bakkies!

@Leeu loop, darling, R400 in a diesel bakkie? That's not a "fill up," that's just a "heavy mist." If you're driving slowly to save fuel, just make sure you aren't late for your appointment, or the "ESA style" surcharge will cost you more than the Sasol bill!

@JackParrow69, stop being so dramatic. The JHB/PTA commute has always been a killer, but if a man really wants his "fix," he'll find a way. Though I must say, the stats are actually backing you up for once. Recent transport surveys show that inter-city travel in Gauteng is down by nearly 18% since the latest fuel hike. Even the Gautrain is seeing a 12% spike in "professional" looking men who suddenly prefer the rails to the road.

As for the racial stats on who is feeling the pinch---the 2025/2026 Economic Outlook for SA shows that while 62% of the high-end "Gold Member" demographic (mostly white and Indian males in tech or logistics) are complaining about the fuel, the actual Advertisers (who are roughly 70% Black and Coloured women) are the ones getting hit hardest because we have to travel to you or maintain luxury premises while you lot haggle over a "petrol discount."

@Massage By Katya, stick to your guns, babe. If they want the "live" experience, they pay the "live" price. If they want to stay home and follow JP69's advice... well, we all know a screen doesn't give much of a "hug" after a long day at the office, does it?

Times are tough, but let's be real: most of you will skip a meal before you skip a "massage."

See you all (slowly) arriving at my door soon!

Didn't read all you said but saw my name and checked your profile. No one's even booking you so maybe focus on that instead of talking nonsense.

JP69

[QUOTE;6017293;shoeguy] So many name changes and zero reviews[/QUOTE]

Oh, shoeguy, darling... please. If I wanted your "opinion," I'd have asked for it while you were busy counting your pennies for a Gold membership.
Let's clear a few things up for the boys in the back:
The "Review" Myth: Only "Basic Members" and cheap-skates rely on public reviews to find a lady. My elite clients don't post on public forums because they value discretion. They don't need to brag to a bunch of strangers about what they can afford. If you don't see a review, it's because my guests have enough class to keep their mouths shut.
The Name Changes: It's called branding, honey. Keep up. I change the name to keep the "stalker types" and the "window shoppers" guessing. It filters out the noise so I only deal with the signal.
"Mean and Butch": If being a woman who knows her worth and stands her ground makes me "mean," then I'll wear the crown. I'm not here to be your "sweet little thing" while you haggle over the price of a liter of diesel. I provide a premium service for premium men.
@JP69, enjoy your bakkie drive and your "lekker" meal. Just remember: while you're eating at a roadside stop, the men I see are enjoying five-star service without complaining about the bill.
I'm not "biting the hand that feeds me"---I'm just picky about which hands I allow to touch me. If you can't handle a woman with a brain and a backbone, there are plenty of girls who will pretend to laugh at your jokes for R500.

Go find one of them. I'm busy. [/QUOTE]


Definetly daddy issues here yikes
JackParrow69
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Posted: 2026-04-01 23:42:39

Were you actually able to interpret something in that vomit Pipes9?

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Posted: 2026-04-03 06:03:03

Im trying to be lekker as i head off to my vacation destination. All I can say is dont bite the hand that fingers you.....and return those shoes to your granny
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Posted: 2026-04-03 06:04:50

God is watching

Amend your age


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