'johan200' says that for years he thought a vulva was a motor car.

'Arnold' always thought a clitoris was a make of mountain bike. Big mistake. When he asked for one for Christmas he was sent for therapy.

'Ohkak' thought a rimming had something to do with fitting cool wheels.

And Cocksucker AKA The Cunning Linguist thought that swallowing cum would solve his very serious acne problem and then later he went on to try urinating over his own face in an effort to try and get rid his hideous skin problem.
Years later when cocksucker finally found another pathetic faggot like himself covered in acne he thought his dream of companionship and love had finally come true.
So one morning, Cocksuckers newly found friend woke up from a wonderful dream, only to hear Cocksucker in the bathroom making grunting and moaning sounds. Cocksuckers newly found friend got out of bed, walked down the hall and opened the bathroom door and looked at Cocksucker, masturbating with a condom on.
"What the hell are you doing???" He Cried.
Cocksucker looked up at him sheepishly, "Oh... I was just packing your lunch!"

Arnold, there's an old saying that goes something like this: rather shut your mouth and be thought a fool, than open it and remove all doubt. Now that you've left us in no doubt, isn't it time for your under-14 cricket practice?

Yo Narcissus

You took the words right out of my mouth - so to speak.

Sounds more like Narcissus took the cum right out of Cocksuckers cock and had a real fresh lunch ! Next time dip your tool in the poo shoot then take the "@!#$" right out of his mouth - so to speak
Oh yes Cocksucker didn't your mommy ever tell you not t squeeze those hidious piples they will just leave scars. - but then again you are use to having a lot of puss over your face.

"piples" ???

Ag shame - use AcneClear CL, you'll get rid of those piples pronto. Not any self-respecting faggot will let you come near with a pussface you must have, so your only chances are to get rid of them or to sneak up to moffies from behind.