Navigation
![]( "A member of ESA for less than a year")
![]( "A member of ESA between a year and five years")
![]( "A member of ESA for more than five years, but less than 10 years")
![]( "A member of ESA for more than 10 years")
![]( "Gold Member")
![]( "ESA staff met this punter in person")
![]( "A respected member of the community, with consistent helpful posts")
![]( "One of our Wicked Wendesday Winners")
![]( "Directly helps ESA in the recruitement of new advertisers")
![]( "Donated to Charity")
![]( "Is the owner/manager of a venue advertising on ESA")
![]( "Part of the ESA Photography Team")
![]( "Received the Punter Of the Year Award")
Hover mouse over icons for description
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-07-15 09:46:05
I might get a lot of flak for this one....
Why don't paedophiles ever win a race?
Because they like to come in a little behind
Why don't paedophiles ever win a race?
Because they like to come in a little behind
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-07-23 00:12:51
Cultural differences: what is the difference between White gals and Asian gals.
Punter enquires about rates and services.
White gal send 2 min voice note, punter listens but still doesn't know anything about her rates or services.
Asian gal sends 2 second voice note. Punter doesn't listen, thinking it was a miss press. A bit later still no response, so he listens to the note, and is surprised. In 2s she gave a full outlay of everything, including her actually nationality.
In bed,
White gal moans, ooh, aaah, faster, you can do it ...
Asian gal moans, ah yi dun, ayidun ...
After sex
White gal takes off the condom and it magically disappears
Asian gal brings a newspaper and say 'put here', then wraps it up like a snoek parcel and says 'you take'
____
Not stereotyping, just some light humor ...
Punter enquires about rates and services.
White gal send 2 min voice note, punter listens but still doesn't know anything about her rates or services.
Asian gal sends 2 second voice note. Punter doesn't listen, thinking it was a miss press. A bit later still no response, so he listens to the note, and is surprised. In 2s she gave a full outlay of everything, including her actually nationality.
In bed,
White gal moans, ooh, aaah, faster, you can do it ...
Asian gal moans, ah yi dun, ayidun ...
After sex
White gal takes off the condom and it magically disappears
Asian gal brings a newspaper and say 'put here', then wraps it up like a snoek parcel and says 'you take'
____
Not stereotyping, just some light humor ...
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-07-23 10:13:32
When speaking to Spanish people, do use the word MUCHO often
It means a lot to them !!!!
It means a lot to them !!!!
-
Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-08-04 10:04:39
What did one lesbian say to the other?
Your face or mine???!!!!
Your face or mine???!!!!
Reply
Legend
Hover mouse over icons for description
For the best browsing experience, rotate your tablet horizontal.