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R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-28 15:53:22
Any lady willing to take R300 around Woodmead/wendy wood in the next hour?
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Re: R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-28 16:21:21
Thats funny im sure they " will take it"
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Re: R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-28 16:33:40
"How dare you offer R300 so publicly?
You're destroying years of careful negotiations, multiple visits, and convincing her that although she provides the service, I somehow deserve a heavily discounted loyalty special... all gone in one post from you.
Now she's going to expect me to also hand over money freely with no expectations in return
You're destroying years of careful negotiations, multiple visits, and convincing her that although she provides the service, I somehow deserve a heavily discounted loyalty special... all gone in one post from you.
Now she's going to expect me to also hand over money freely with no expectations in return
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Re: R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-28 16:48:10
You offer 300 and u stil want the girl to contact you.
Dude just use ur hand and add that money to ur punting savings acount. So when u realy want to book u wont insult the lady
Dude just use ur hand and add that money to ur punting savings acount. So when u realy want to book u wont insult the lady
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Re: R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-28 17:01:45
Aah no, and there the hour offer expired.
Some poor lady won't be able to sleep tonight knowing she saw this too late LOL.
But on a serious note he didn't say what he was looking for. I'm sure if some lady saw this and wasn't busy she might give him a wristy for 300, why not? Like a sympathy handshake you know...
Yeah, most of us reckon it's a shit ask, but then again, you don't ask you don't know, right?
Some poor lady won't be able to sleep tonight knowing she saw this too late LOL.
But on a serious note he didn't say what he was looking for. I'm sure if some lady saw this and wasn't busy she might give him a wristy for 300, why not? Like a sympathy handshake you know...
Yeah, most of us reckon it's a shit ask, but then again, you don't ask you don't know, right?
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Re: R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-28 18:38:34
If I was in woodmead @that amount you are definitely getting Atleast a hug, perk on the cheek, wink and I'd Atleast move my lips and say" thank you for money to buy Nandos" as I lock the door after you...
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Re: R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-28 19:05:36
Hahahahahaha like always
RIP to my ribs
On 2026-05-28 18:38:34 Sexyhumour said:
If I was in woodmead @that amount you are definitely getting Atleast a hug, perk on the cheek, wink and I'd Atleast move my lips and say" thank you for money to buy Nandos" as I lock the door after you...
Hahahahahaha like always
RIP to my ribs
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Re: R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-28 20:19:28
This is too funny
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Re: R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-28 20:44:43
Damm girl I laughed so hard! It feels like I did a 20min abb session. We definitely need humour in this industry
On 2026-05-28 18:38:34 Sexyhumour said:
If I was in woodmead @that amount you are definitely getting Atleast a hug, perk on the cheek, wink and I'd Atleast move my lips and say" thank you for money to buy Nandos" as I lock the door after you...
Damm girl I laughed so hard! It feels like I did a 20min abb session. We definitely need humour in this industry
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Re: R300 around woodmead
Posted: 2026-05-29 10:02:29
Edited: 2026-05-29 10:03:06
Wow. This is extreme....a cup of coffee and ice cream for 2 costs more.
Edited: 2026-05-29 10:03:06
On 2026-05-28 15:53:22 MichaelP10 said:
Any lady willing to take R300 around Woodmead/wendy wood in the next hour?
Wow. This is extreme....a cup of coffee and ice cream for 2 costs more.
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