What a shit experience and thank you for warning us all. These druggie girls are bad news.

Best thing to do now is to book a reliable, top girl, for a solid punt, it will help in the healing.

@Jonaadv, thanks for the honest review and sorry about your shitty experience - she's definitely off the to do list.

@Jonoadv thanks for the heads up.
Sorry for your bad experience but at least a few of us didnt also bite the bullet with this one.
The mixed reviews always throw me off tho. I do believe you just wonder if we just have different standards hence the differing reviews.
Happy punting and DM me if you need recommendations in the future

"I'm not sure what this 'Gentleman' was smoking before his 23-minute marathon, but he sounds like a bitter man desperately looking for someone to blame for his own technical difficulties.
It's fascinating how he describes a 'dirty room' and 'shady maintenance' while every other sentient human being who visits Kristen raves about the venue being 'spotless,' 'safe,' and 'well-appointed.' It takes a special kind of imagination to see a pimp in every shadow just because you're having a bad day.
The contrast is almost comedic:
Others experience: A 'stunning,' 'vivacious' professional giving '100%' and leaving them with 'wobbling legs.'
His experience: Standing in a hallway for 180 seconds and becoming so 'irritated' he forgot how biology works.
He's the first person in history to complain about her service, yet he's also the only one who admitted he 'couldn't stay hard.' Perhaps instead of blaming the dcor, the 'maintenance,' or the 'shopped pictures,' he should accept that his 'failed attempt' was a personal equipment failure, not a service one. When everyone else is having the 'best session of their lives' and you're timing your exit to the second, the problem isn't Kristen---it's you."

I think I agree. My encounter with Lady was very good as just like others. One of best in CapeTown.

Wow Jono!

Housekeeping and maintenance are two different things, my room was tidy. I didn't have torches standing around everywhere I had one on the small table which I use to melt down my oil and dispersed it into my smalled one for more active use. It was housekeeping that came to collect my cash given for safety purposes and I ensure I'm not shown and you're completely out of sight.

Lastly you were so difficult so deal with after my sorry and explanation that maintenance was there earlier to check my basin which was leaking very badly you did see it with your own eyes my getting ready part was already delayed with 20min as I couldn't finish up whilst they were there looking at called in 2 to 3 others and they left there after I told them I must get ready I'm heading out.

There's no active traffic to and from my room it's a big story you're spreading which I'm not appreciative of but that's just your opinion, it's like a ass hole everyone has one ey. Your inability to actively communicate with me during our session was absolutely shocking and it make me feel very uncomfortable. I did ask what it is you may want or would like during the session to which you never answered. You didn't want to be here period and made up your mind long before you saw me. You're the first gent that says I don't look like my pictures, I think after feeling so bad and very embarrassed about what happened I don't anymore not after reading your review and load of bollocks you came up with. You couldn't grasp for a mere second life really happens and it was just a damn shitty day for me, you couldn't wait to jump the gun and bad mouth someone who only tried to accommodate, assume what can make you feel more comfortable and also make me more at ease as I was a anxious mess to begin with.

But thanks for your very deceiving review, makes me wonder who else you go and troll.

housekeeping that came to collect my cash given for safety purposes - wow that's a first

On 2026-05-11 09:40:18 EdgeZA said:
"I'm not sure what this 'Gentleman' was smoking before his 23-minute marathon, but he sounds like a bitter man desperately looking for someone to blame for his own technical difficulties.
It's fascinating how he describes a 'dirty room' and 'shady maintenance' while every other sentient human being who visits Kristen raves about the venue being 'spotless,' 'safe,' and 'well-appointed.' It takes a special kind of imagination to see a pimp in every shadow just because you're having a bad day.
The contrast is almost comedic:
Others experience: A 'stunning,' 'vivacious' professional giving '100%' and leaving them with 'wobbling legs.'
His experience: Standing in a hallway for 180 seconds and becoming so 'irritated' he forgot how biology works.
He's the first person in history to complain about her service, yet he's also the only one who admitted he 'couldn't stay hard.' Perhaps instead of blaming the dcor, the 'maintenance,' or the 'shopped pictures,' he should accept that his 'failed attempt' was a personal equipment failure, not a service one. When everyone else is having the 'best session of their lives' and you're timing your exit to the second, the problem isn't Kristen---it's you."

Amen!

Maybe ESA should consider allowing only positive reviews.
Now that would be a great system - wouldn't it?

To think she was likely next on my list. but when those signs appear... Thanks for sharing the review.