I had some son of a wh##re call me saying some WG from pta did a shoplifting and i just dropped. There was some fake radios going off in the background. I don't think it was the girl i was with but some other girl I contacted that day.

On 2026-03-25 13:02:17 Horsedick6945 said:
I had some son of a wh##re call me saying some WG from pta did a shoplifting and i just dropped. There was some fake radios going off in the background. I don't think it was the girl i was with but some other girl I contacted that day.

They need some easter money.

Dumb c*nt Detective called me (police radio sounds in the background). Said i paid SP with counterfeit R200 bank notes and they have a warrant for my arrest. I told him he is lying because the only wh*re i smashed was his mother, and i paid her in R10 notes. I could hear voices laughing in the background. He wasn't so happy though. Told him to get f*cked and blocked the number.

On 2026-03-25 16:05:04 Cubano said:
Dumb c*nt Detective called me (police radio sounds in the background). Said i paid SP with counterfeit R200 bank notes and they have a warrant for my arrest. I told him he is lying because the only wh*re i smashed was his mother, and i paid her in R10 notes. I could hear voices laughing in the background. He wasn't so happy though. Told him to get f*cked and blocked the number.

LMAOOOO THAT FUCKING KILLED ME.

On 2026-03-25 16:05:04 Cubano said:
Dumb c*nt Detective called me (police radio sounds in the background). Said i paid SP with counterfeit R200 bank notes and they have a warrant for my arrest. I told him he is lying because the only wh*re i smashed was his mother, and i paid her in R10 notes. I could hear voices laughing in the background. He wasn't so happy though. Told him to get f*cked and blocked the number.

Brilliant. My vote for comment of the year so far.

On 2026-03-21 11:43:17 Tshepiso2021 said:
Yesterday I was with an escort and today I received one of those of horrendous police officer phone calls, I literally don't remember the last time I received a call from these people last time I did it was when I had an interaction with one of those midrand girlies, I don't engage much with escorts to literally which one had these moron fucks annoying me so early in the morning, it's quite annoying if someone does not wanna do this transactional shit they should get oof it befother WE FUCKEN RUN EACH OTHER OVER .

Fuck me. Still. Please do me and everyone else a favour and please report this lady to esa. Cause i swear this is poes dumb of them if they still carry on with this shit.

On 2026-03-25 16:05:04 Cubano said:
Dumb c*nt Detective called me (police radio sounds in the background). Said i paid SP with counterfeit R200 bank notes and they have a warrant for my arrest. I told him he is lying because the only wh*re i smashed was his mother, and i paid her in R10 notes. I could hear voices laughing in the background. He wasn't so happy though. Told him to get f*cked and blocked the number.

Hahaha. Awesome one.

I also got a call from one of these poes dumb idiots.

Sargent akkerman or some shit. So he asked to speak to my husband. So im like i dont have a husband. Well mam then it was someone who used the number before you. And im like but i had the number for 10 years(bs but he doesnt need to know) so he says then he doesnt understand as this person owing this number has done something very bad. So im like what did he do and whats his supposed name?
No mam he has a case opened against him for rape. So im like ok. Officer who is this. And he is like its sargent akkerman. And im like ok well can i maybe ask for your badge number as ill ask the captain from the benoni police station (and i gave his name.) To give you a call as i dont know since when you guys are allowed to call a suspect accused of rape and ask him for money and blackmailing him. Oh and you dumb cunt im an escort myself. So i knew who the lady was who was selling my number. I asked her did she do it. She said yes. I reported her to the blue site and they recon she first need to get 3 complaints against her name before they will ban her. Pathetic really. But ok.

Pm the WG name, so I can avoid her

Answer the phone and place it by your speaker play them a couple of songs finish the bastards airtime !

This takes me back to my first cop call many years ago. Being completely oblivious to the concept of fake cops calling, I received a call one morning, he gave his sales pitch of fake notes/escort, will be laying a charge etc. When I heard this I panicked, asked him what should I, my wife cant find out etc etc and im close to tears here in the friggin parking lot. The he hits me with a send 5k to this cell number...i stopped in my tracks, my brain twitched and rebooted, then told him id come down personally to the police station to sort this matter out. He said I cant, I insisted until he hung up. Got burner phone next day.