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Review - Pretty - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-01-22 13:21:30

Name: Pretty

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: January 2025

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Don't waste your time here, you'll regret it

I had 30 minutes after work and thought why not, she's less than 5km away. She's short, curvy, has a big ass.. what you see is what you get, but the photos make her look tighter than she is

She's not that friendly and she doesn't appreciate speaking English, no feeling of warmth or welcoming when I entered. She's a little submissive, and will do what you ask but is always trying to do the least, and will complain

Her blowjob is good, she tries to deepthroat so I enjoyed it for 5-10 mins

She didn't know how to do 69, she's inexperienced in the arts. However in the end this was good news for me. She wouldn't get on top because she's lazy, so she asked me to get on top. I went straight to the main event, doggy style

I was enjoying myself, her ass jiggles and claps but after 5-10 minutes a foul odor was starting to climb out towards me. I decided to switch positions, thinking I'd return to doggy at the end but all of a sudden the smell exploded. It was so bad that I thought she had pooped herself. I could not believe it, the whole room smelled like someone took a shit on the floor

With this smell in the air I could not get hard again, I may have been horny but I'm still human. After 15-20 minutes there I called it quits, washed my hands, got dressed and left

When I got home I put everything I had touched on the floor, my keys and phone and threw my clothes in the washer immediately. I then wiped down everything I had touched with disinfectant, from my steering wheel, phone, wallet, door handles etc. I spent 30 minutes in the shower, and will have to clean my shower asap as well. This is more than school fees, it's pain an suffering

Take your hard earned money elsewhere, she's disgusting


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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DDME - Re: Review - Pretty - Randburg/Ferndale Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-01-22 13:29:26

On 2026-01-22 13:21:30 ExplorerLuke said:
Name: Pretty

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: January 2025

Full Profile: [View Pretty's Full Profile]

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Don't waste your time here, you'll regret it

I had 30 minutes after work and thought why not, she's less than 5km away. She's short, curvy, has a big ass.. what you see is what you get, but the photos make her look tighter than she is

She's not that friendly and she doesn't appreciate speaking English, no feeling of warmth or welcoming when I entered. She's a little submissive, and will do what you ask but is always trying to do the least, and will complain

Her blowjob is good, she tries to deepthroat so I enjoyed it for 5-10 mins

She didn't know how to do 69, she's inexperienced in the arts. However in the end this was good news for me. She wouldn't get on top because she's lazy, so she asked me to get on top. I went straight to the main event, doggy style

I was enjoying myself, her ass jiggles and claps but after 5-10 minutes a foul odor was starting to climb out towards me. I decided to switch positions, thinking I'd return to doggy at the end but all of a sudden the smell exploded. It was so bad that I thought she had pooped herself. I could not believe it, the whole room smelled like someone took a shit on the floor

With this smell in the air I could not get hard again, I may have been horny but I'm still human. After 15-20 minutes there I called it quits, washed my hands, got dressed and left

When I got home I put everything I had touched on the floor, my keys and phone and threw my clothes in the washer immediately. I then wiped down everything I had touched with disinfectant, from my steering wheel, phone, wallet, door handles etc. I spent 30 minutes in the shower, and will have to clean my shower asap as well. This is more than school fees, it's pain an suffering

Take your hard earned money elsewhere, she's disgusting


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


What an unfortunate shitty experience. Thank you for your review. Some girls just have a loose, relaxed anus.
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Posted: 2026-01-22 13:46:40

I could have sworn it was anal sex gone wrong but nah, that was straight from her pussy. I didn't even want to touch the condom, it smelled so bad
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Posted: 2026-01-22 15:45:20

On 2026-01-22 13:21:30 ExplorerLuke said:

I was enjoying myself, her ass jiggles and claps but after 5-10 minutes a foul odor was starting to climb out towards me. I decided to switch positions,



Nah, that's when you need to switch to flat doggy because you can easily get to that position without leaving her which means you'll stay hard.

Bury your head near by her neck (where the perfume is), close your eyes and think of someone else, pound away and eject asap.

Then get home and shower.
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Posted: 2026-01-22 16:30:29

On 2026-01-22 15:45:20 FrecklesLover said:

Bury your head near by her neck (where the perfume is), close your eyes and think of someone else, pound away and eject asap.



Lol damn Freckle you seem to have experienced alot of bad odor. Haven't experienced it yet but will definitely take your advice if/when it happens.
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Posted: 2026-01-22 17:59:34

Damn Explorer Luke you right bud this is worse than schoolfees. Sorry you had to take one for the team like this
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Posted: 2026-01-22 20:59:00

Thanks for letting us all know.
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Posted: 2026-01-22 23:02:30

Alot of these girls' pussies stink. One of my former regulars came back from CPT with the foulest smell. Haven't punted since.. its becoming more and more prevalent which is quite concerning.
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Posted: 2026-01-23 01:19:52

I could feel your pain from the review. Thanks for the heads up
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Posted: 2026-02-03 22:10:42

Being eyeing for something. I was intending to see her tommorow as she currently not far from me. I won't be seeing her anymore. Thank you for warning.

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