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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-09 07:24:32
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the
most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in
a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Johnny's whore."
Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the
most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in
a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Johnny's whore."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-09 07:50:28
Why is flirting like good foreplay?
Because if you do it right, everyone's smiling...;)
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Because if you do it right, everyone's smiling...;)
076 914 7551
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-09 09:07:35
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-09 09:43:18
-"Every time I say something, you say the word addicted"
-"ok"
-"Drugs"
-"Addicted"
-"Alcohol"
-"Addicted"
-"What slapped you across the face last night? "
"Addicted (AdickDid)"
-"ok"
-"Drugs"
-"Addicted"
-"Alcohol"
-"Addicted"
-"What slapped you across the face last night? "
"Addicted (AdickDid)"
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-09 09:53:13
How many times were you slapped?
69
On 2026-01-09 09:43:18 ADickDid69 said:
-"Every time I say something, you say the word addicted"
-"ok"
-"Drugs"
-"Addicted"
-"Alcohol"
-"Addicted"
-"What slapped you across the face last night? "
"Addicted (AdickDid)"
How many times were you slapped?
69
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-09 09:54:39
On 2026-01-09 09:53:13 J_J said:
On 2026-01-09 09:43:18
How many times were you slapped?
69* not out
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-09 11:25:04
Loving the banter!
You guys rock!!!
You guys rock!!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-09 11:27:08
Edited: 2026-01-09 11:27:25
A seven year old walks into a brothel and slaps a $10 dollar bill on the counter and says, "Give me a hooker!"
The madame, looked amused and says, "Get lost kid."
The kid then slaps a $50 on the counter and says, "Give me a hooker!!"
The madame raises an eyebrow, but before she could say anything the kid slaps a $1,000 on table and says, "Give me a hooker with herpes!!!"
The madame, says, "What? Why would you want that?"
The kid says, "Because, I would screw her and get herpes, then I would go home and screw the baby sitter and she would get herpes. When my dad comes home, he'll screw the baby sitter and he'll get herpes. Eventually when my dad screws my mom she'll get herpes and on Wednesday when the pool man comes over she'll screw him and that's the MOTHERFUCKER that killed my frog!!!
Edited: 2026-01-09 11:27:25
A seven year old walks into a brothel and slaps a $10 dollar bill on the counter and says, "Give me a hooker!"
The madame, looked amused and says, "Get lost kid."
The kid then slaps a $50 on the counter and says, "Give me a hooker!!"
The madame raises an eyebrow, but before she could say anything the kid slaps a $1,000 on table and says, "Give me a hooker with herpes!!!"
The madame, says, "What? Why would you want that?"
The kid says, "Because, I would screw her and get herpes, then I would go home and screw the baby sitter and she would get herpes. When my dad comes home, he'll screw the baby sitter and he'll get herpes. Eventually when my dad screws my mom she'll get herpes and on Wednesday when the pool man comes over she'll screw him and that's the MOTHERFUCKER that killed my frog!!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-10 22:45:36
Edited: 2026-01-10 22:48:07
Edited: 2026-01-10 22:48:07
I love stand up comedy!
Tonight...Kevin Hart!
Love him... enjoy!!!....and those "ants" too....GRIN.
youtu.be/5OG2qklv_wY
Tonight...Kevin Hart!
Love him... enjoy!!!....and those "ants" too....GRIN.
youtu.be/5OG2qklv_wY
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2026-01-11 02:45:26
I love stand up comedy also.....a lot . And I love Steve Harvey. Let me know if you want to see more of him.
youtu.be/1A0BmY9gxRw
youtu.be/1A0BmY9gxRw
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