On 2025-09-16 23:41:21 Indian Stormy said:
Dearest Porto Butcher

Oh honey --- I know exactly who left this review. In all the month's I've worked out of that guest house, the awkward little episode you describe happened once, and clearly it stuck with you longer than it should have.

And about that 4/5 body rating --- cute. Honestly, your own body wasn't exactly poster material, and your "gentlemanly" points went down the moment you didn't even bother to help me with my bag. Awkward much?

If you had genuine feedback, you had every opportunity to share it in person. Instead, you decided to hold back, act out of character, and make things uncomfortable. That says more about you than it does about me.

Now, on this "fees vs venue" thing --- let's be clear: my fees are not meant to match the guest house. They reflect me --- the service, the energy, and the experience I deliver. The guest house might not always rise to my standard, but trust me, I do. You weren't paying for furniture polish; you were paying for a woman who knows exactly what she's doing --- and you got it.

And finally, the "come work in sales" suggestion. Darling, the only reason you thought of that is because I actually close. Maybe start by pitching your own products with the same conviction I bring to my work. I don't need your job offer --- I already get my clients, every time.

So thank you for the compliments --- "beautiful and sassy" suits me just fine. But next time, if you want to be taken seriously, show up like a grown-up.

I am not called the Duchess for nothing...

Xoxo,
The Duchess called Stormy

LMFAO this was both hilarious and somehow insanely attractive too. You are so... feline is the word I'd use to describe you.

Sleek, sexy, soft, sophisticated yet savage - beautiful and dangerous - my favourite combo... I already want to spend some time petting you till you purr even if you may snarl and scratch it would still be worth it. Pain and pleasure synchronised perfectly... hmmm

Damn you are really are quite the sales woman. I'm certainly sold.

On 2025-09-16 23:41:21 Indian Stormy said:
Dearest Porto Butcher

Oh honey --- I know exactly who left this review. In all the month's I've worked out of that guest house, the awkward little episode you describe happened once, and clearly it stuck with you longer than it should have.

And about that 4/5 body rating --- cute. Honestly, your own body wasn't exactly poster material, and your "gentlemanly" points went down the moment you didn't even bother to help me with my bag. Awkward much?

If you had genuine feedback, you had every opportunity to share it in person. Instead, you decided to hold back, act out of character, and make things uncomfortable. That says more about you than it does about me.

Now, on this "fees vs venue" thing --- let's be clear: my fees are not meant to match the guest house. They reflect me --- the service, the energy, and the experience I deliver. The guest house might not always rise to my standard, but trust me, I do. You weren't paying for furniture polish; you were paying for a woman who knows exactly what she's doing --- and you got it.

And finally, the "come work in sales" suggestion. Darling, the only reason you thought of that is because I actually close. Maybe start by pitching your own products with the same conviction I bring to my work. I don't need your job offer --- I already get my clients, every time.

So thank you for the compliments --- "beautiful and sassy" suits me just fine. But next time, if you want to be taken seriously, show up like a grown-up.

I am not called the Duchess for nothing...

Xoxo,
The Duchess called Stormy

Dear Stormy,

You asked me to review. Ileft a good review for you. Bad for the shitty venue, which on Google reviews is panned.

I told you at the time what I thought of the place.

I didn't mention other points like you being 20 minutes late.

Please show up on time like a grownup. And book a grownup venue.

I never claim to be a gentleman. Is bag carrying part of the deal too?

Is sitting for ten minutes in a messy shithole of a room that hasn't been cleaned part of the deal. I should have left then.

Please take the compliments.

The venue is utter shite.

Your service was excellent.

Beauty and body and subjective from both sides. I'm not going to be drawn into this. walk away.

After I contacted you I wasn't going to bother booking because of your prices and distance - originally you were closer to the city - but you negotiated me in.

It's a compliment. Not many people can pull off a deal when someone is going to walk away.

If you had a better venue I would have booked again.

I am very upset you shame my body. I know it is a 2/5 and my huge paunch is not good looking. The same for my hernia and my disability and my small Pen is. It is mean to shame.

Jo! This response to a good review!? What happens when she gets a bad review?

On 2025-09-17 14:37:01 Vrik said:
Jo! This response to a good review!? What happens when she gets a bad review?

Like right. He basically said she's fucking great and the venue is shit and got torn to bits. Was actual going to book based purely on his review. Even PM'd him to get more info etc and now will not book based purely on the response to that review. Don't need that type of hatred and negative energy in my life, let alone pay for it.

JP69

Don't worry @ PortoButcher. When she sees my small tollie, she will think that you are a fireman.

On 2025-09-17 14:37:01 Vrik said:
Jo! This response to a good review!? What happens when she gets a bad review?

Dan kak jy!

Haha last week it was Miss Megan this week its Indian Stormy. Basically telling y'all she's perfect and dont u dare score her anything lower. Delulu

She is smokin hot though

Is the "bitchy wife with k*k attitude" experience an extra on the rates?. At least now you get the 4 days of silent treatment, and then the makeup session.

I also thought that maybe a booking would be nice but I am thinking i should maybe give this one a skip.

Besides, my piel is also kak small but at least it stinks like a big one.

On 2025-09-17 15:16:52 JackParrow69 said:
On 2025-09-17 14:37:01 Vrik said: Jo! This response to a good review!? What happens when she gets a bad review?

Like right. He basically said she's fucking great and the venue is shit and got torn to bits. Was actual going to book based purely on his review. Even PM'd him to get more info etc and now will not book based purely on the response to that review. Don't need that type of hatred and negative energy in my life, let alone pay for it.

JP69