I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.

I work as an escort.

Any takers?

On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said:
I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.

I work as an escort.

Any takers?

You know damn well you're gonna have a lot of takers here. Stop fishing :P

On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said:
I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.

I work as an escort.

Any takers?

Me me me pls, think we can be great together in bed .. wink wink ;))

On 2021-05-16 17:08:18 modnarmodnar said:
On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said: I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.

I work as an escort.

Any takers?
You know damn well you're gonna have a lot of takers here. Stop fishing :P

Lol thought I'd add some humor. Besides, it's nice to feel wanted haha

On 2021-05-16 17:17:54 BOOBS53 said:
On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said: I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.

I work as an escort.

Any takers?

Me me me pls, think we can be great together in bed .. wink wink ;))

Mr Boobs, it's about time. I think so too :D
I guess you need to test the waters first!

Lesley, pls pm me the details of your services, rates, ect and I will gladly cum and test the "waters" .. naughty grin ;)

On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said:
I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.

I work as an escort.

Any takers?

I can cook, love golf (handicap is 24) love literature (budding author, first stories have been published)
Massive history buff, love museums, love kids (though couldn't eat a whole one) crazy sense of humour, can't stand the bush or the beach
Ice cream and coffee 2 of the greatest inventions
Don't smoke, barely drink,
Only one vice, love eating pu**y, (and I think I'm good at it)
Don't cafe if I don't see other people for days

Work as a chef, love sex

Jake XXX

On 2021-05-16 17:21:55 Lesley said:
On 2021-05-16 17:08:18 modnarmodnar said: On 2021-05-16 17:01:29 Lesley said: I can't cook. I love golf. Handicap is 18. Love art, creative writing, psychology, history and philosophy. I read a lot.
I like animals and love kids. I am not crazy.
I don't enjoy long walks on the beach, feet are too soft.
I love ice cream and I am quite the hermit.
Great in bed.

I work as an escort.

Any takers?
You know damn well you're gonna have a lot of takers here. Stop fishing :P

Lol thought I'd add some humor. Besides, it's nice to feel wanted haha

I can easily take care of the cooking. Diet's a bit strict though so if you're a fan of rich carbs, we're gonna have a problem. We can have cheat days with ice cream though.

My only concern is the "I'm not crazy" bit...not-crazy people never actually say that :D

This thread made me smile..

There is a very old saying
It goes like this...

..it is easier to teach a women that can shag how to cook than it is to teach a women that can cook how to shag... You will either end up eating good food or getting good shags.

The original wording is a bit harsher in the ear lol

And depending on the home front situation guys will have a solution for the problem because non like the teaching part .. there is MR.Delivery or there is purple world)

On 2021-05-16 17:34:52 BOOBS53 said:
Lesley, pls pm me the details of your services, rates, ect and I will gladly cum and test the "waters" .. naughty grin ;)

Dine :)