A brief guide on the correct behaviour to assume when engaging an escort in conversation or sexual pleasure!

THE PHONE CALL
You have to be clear on what you’re looking for when you call a lady. Don’t let her rattle on with all her details and near the end of the conversation, enquire as to whether she offers x, y or z. If she hasn’t mentioned certain services in the run down, the chances are that she will not. If you are looking for a bi-lady for your wife or partner, make this clear from the inception. If a lady offers this service she will generally put it in her advert. If it has not been mentioned, then it’s not likely that the service is available. A polite request for a particular service is always welcome.

TERMS TO KNOW

Greek-Anal Sex
Spanish-Breast Stimulation (possibly leading to ejaculation)
Oral with-With a Condom
Oral without-Without a Condom

MAKING AN APPOINTMENT
Don’t make an appointment unless you plan to show up. You are wasting valuable time, and next time you call your voice will be recognised and you will be treated as you so deserve.

THE MEETING
Don’t assume that because a woman is in this business she’s stupid. If she doesn’t appeal to you, it’s not the end of the world. Don’t make up an excuse like “I need to draw cash” or “I had an urgent call to go to a meeting” etc. This has been used before and we know what it means. A simple thank you for your time but I’m not going to stay would be acceptable.

WHEN VISITING A “HOUSE”
You will be greeted by either a manager or one of the ladies, and taken to a room. Thereafter, the ladies will come in and introduce themselves to you and give you the run down on what they offer and the costs involved. If you call ahead and make an appointment with a particular lady, let whoever opens the door know, so that you don’t have to go through all the ladies! If you decide that you would like to meet everyone just ask and this will be arranged!

PHONE SEX
If you are a “Horny Harry” just looking for a little phone fun, please look in the Classifieds for numbers relating specifically to “Phone Sex”. Once again if a lady offers this service, she will let you know, but your general heavy breathing and “what panties are you wearing”? is a no no.

PHONING AND PUTTING THE PHONE DOWN
Often the phone will ring once or ring until it is answered and then… the phone is put down. This is a no brainer. Grow up. How old are you?

ENGAGING IN SEX
You may have a quick shower before your hour starts. Your hour generally starts after this has been done. Some ladies may ask you to shower or have a wash, others will gently let you know that the facilities are available and some might not even mention it to you – ultimately this is up to you! Condoms are worn for Oral sex (some ladies will offer oral without) to protect both you and the escort you have selected. This is not their way of being nasty and while you may say it’s better without I assure you it is much safer with! No matter how much you request this, or how much you offer to pay them, sex will be performed with a condom. This is generally not negotiable.

SMS/CALL ME
Seriously, you are wasting your time! You will not be called back or sent a reply sms. If you wish to talk to an escort, pick up your phone and make the call!

SAFE SEX
Don’t even play around with this one, you are more than likely have a significant other to go home to. Don’t make decisions that may possibly ill-affect the rest of your life. Always wear a Condom. Wear two if you’d prefer but never go without!

TO TIP OR NOT TO TIP!
Do you usually tip for good service? Well, this is no different. If you had a “good time” with your escort, leave a little something to let her know how much you appreciated the experience! Once again this is completely up to you.
PAYMENT FOR SERVICES RENDERED
Payment is upfront unless other prior arrangements have been made. This is in no way negotiable so please respect your Escort and make sure you always pay upfront.
 

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